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🍷 The Ultimate Life Explanation | 17oz Wine Tumbler
When people ask why you're drinking wine at 2 PM on a Tuesday... "Because life." End of discussion.Sometimes you don't need a reason - you just need wine and a tumbler that gets it! 🍷
This tumbler is your universal answer to everything! Spilled coffee on your shirt? Because life. Kids used your favorite lipstick as wall art? Because life. Forgot to defrost dinner again? Because life (and wine helps).
The Life Survival Kit
- 17oz capacity (because life requires generous pours)
- Stainless steel double wall (keeps your sanity cold and your wine colder)
- Adjustable lid (for discreet sipping during "life moments")
- BPA, Lead + Phthalate Free (because we're trying to adult responsibly here)
Perfect For Explaining
- Why you're hiding in the pantry
- Your Amazon cart total
- Why dinner is cereal again
- Your coffee-to-wine transition time
- Literally any life decision you've made today
Features For Life Survivors
- Spill-proof lid (because life is messy enough)
- Car cup holder friendly (for those "drive-thru wine" dreams)
- Easy grip design (even when life has you shook)
- Dishwasher safe (because hand-washing dishes is where we draw the line)
Ideal Gift For
- Anyone who's ever said "I can't even"
- The friend who gets it
- Yourself (because life)
- Anyone breathing (they'll understand)
Tumbler includes: Your new favorite excuse, liquid therapy, and the confidence to face whatever life throws next!
Warning: May cause excessive use of the phrase "because life" and sudden acceptance of chaos!
Important Details Summed Up:
- 17oz Stainless Steel Tumbler With Lid
- BPA, Lead + Phthalate Free Hand
- Designed by Gia Roma
- Design on Front, Blank on Back
- Dishwasher Safe | Do NOT microwave
- Before Use + Avoid Abrasive Cloths When Cleaning
- Use Caution With Hot Liquids
- Do Not Use to Store Milk, Baby Food or Carbonated Drinks
- Keeps Liquids Cold/Hot 8+ Hours
- White Exterior, Stainless Interior
- Clear Lid With Slide Closure
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HOW MUCH IS SHIPPING?
- We currently charge a flat rate fee of $19.99 for those in the contiguous USA. If it costs less we refund the difference, if it costs more we cover it! Read more about shipping fees here
WHEN DO YOU SHIP ORDERS?
- All orders ship out within 48-72hrs (Business Days)
WHERE DO YOU SHIP FROM?
- All orders ship directly from us in Upstate, NY.
CAN I HAVE MY ORDER RUSHED?
- Yes! During checkout when selecting your shipping method, you'll see an option to upgrade "Rush my order." This option will have your order out within 24hrs (business days). Unless it's a very large complicated order. If that is the case we will notify you within several hours on if we cannot fulfill in that timeframe. Note this is for a quicker ship out time, not quicker transit time.
CAN I HAVE MY ORDER GIFT WRAPPED?
- As this is a wholesale site, intended for resale purposes only. We do not offer gift wrapping.
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🍷 The Ultimate Life Explanation | 17oz Wine Tumbler
When people ask why you're drinking wine at 2 PM on a Tuesday... "Because life." End of discussion.Sometimes you don't need a reason - you just need wine and a tumbler that gets it! 🍷
This tumbler is your universal answer to everything! Spilled coffee on your shirt? Because life. Kids used your favorite lipstick as wall art? Because life. Forgot to defrost dinner again? Because life (and wine helps).
The Life Survival Kit
- 17oz capacity (because life requires generous pours)
- Stainless steel double wall (keeps your sanity cold and your wine colder)
- Adjustable lid (for discreet sipping during "life moments")
- BPA, Lead + Phthalate Free (because we're trying to adult responsibly here)
Perfect For Explaining
- Why you're hiding in the pantry
- Your Amazon cart total
- Why dinner is cereal again
- Your coffee-to-wine transition time
- Literally any life decision you've made today
Features For Life Survivors
- Spill-proof lid (because life is messy enough)
- Car cup holder friendly (for those "drive-thru wine" dreams)
- Easy grip design (even when life has you shook)
- Dishwasher safe (because hand-washing dishes is where we draw the line)
Ideal Gift For
- Anyone who's ever said "I can't even"
- The friend who gets it
- Yourself (because life)
- Anyone breathing (they'll understand)
Tumbler includes: Your new favorite excuse, liquid therapy, and the confidence to face whatever life throws next!
Warning: May cause excessive use of the phrase "because life" and sudden acceptance of chaos!
Important Details Summed Up:
- 17oz Stainless Steel Tumbler With Lid
- BPA, Lead + Phthalate Free Hand
- Designed by Gia Roma
- Design on Front, Blank on Back
- Dishwasher Safe | Do NOT microwave
- Before Use + Avoid Abrasive Cloths When Cleaning
- Use Caution With Hot Liquids
- Do Not Use to Store Milk, Baby Food or Carbonated Drinks
- Keeps Liquids Cold/Hot 8+ Hours
- White Exterior, Stainless Interior
- Clear Lid With Slide Closure
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