🍷 The Official Adulting Survival Kit | 17oz Wine Tumbler
Because whoever said adulting was supposed to be done sober clearly never had to pay property taxes! Remember: Adulting is hard, but wine makes everything better! 🍷
Finally, a tumbler that gets it! This isn't just drinkware - it's your portable therapy session, your liquid courage for parent-teacher conferences, and your reward for remembering to pay the electric bill (again).
The Adulting Essentials
- 17oz capacity (because adult problems require adult-sized portions)
- Stainless steel double wall (keeps your wine cold and your secrets safe)
- Adjustable lid (for those "stealth sipping" moments at the PTA meeting)
- BPA, Lead + Phthalate Free (because we're responsible adults... mostly)
Perfect For
- Grocery shopping without a meltdown
- Surviving home improvement projects
- Making it through tax season
- Celebrating that you remembered to defrost dinner
- Any Tuesday that feels like a Monday
Features For The Professional Adult
- Spill-proof lid (because carpet stains are NOT adult behavior)
- Fits in car cup holders (for responsible designated passenger sipping)
- Easy grip design (even when your hands are shaking from your mortgage payment)
- Dishwasher safe (because hand-washing is where we draw the line)
Ideal Gift For
- The friend who just bought their first house
- Anyone who's ever Googled "how to be an adult"
- New parents (they'll understand)
- Your past self (time travel not included)
Tumbler includes: Your new best friend, liquid encouragement, and the confidence to tackle whatever adulting throws at you!
Warning: May cause sudden bursts of confidence, spontaneous bill-paying, and the ability to fold fitted sheets properly!
Important Details Summed Up:
- 17oz Stainless Steel Tumbler With Lid
- BPA, Lead + Phthalate Free Hand
- Designed by Gia Roma
- Design on Front, Blank on Back
- Dishwasher Safe | Do NOT microwave
- Before Use + Avoid Abrasive Cloths When Cleaning
- Use Caution With Hot Liquids
- Do Not Use to Store Milk, Baby Food or Carbonated Drinks
- Keeps Liquids Cold/Hot 8+ Hours
- White Exterior, Stainless Interior
- Clear Lid With Slide Closure
Adulting 17oz
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HOW MUCH IS SHIPPING?
- We currently charge a flat rate fee of $19.99 for those in the contiguous USA. If it costs less we refund the difference, if it costs more we cover it! Read more about shipping fees here
WHEN DO YOU SHIP ORDERS?
- All orders ship out within 48-72hrs (Business Days)
WHERE DO YOU SHIP FROM?
- All orders ship directly from us in Upstate, NY.
CAN I HAVE MY ORDER RUSHED?
- Yes! During checkout when selecting your shipping method, you'll see an option to upgrade "Rush my order." This option will have your order out within 24hrs (business days). Unless it's a very large complicated order. If that is the case we will notify you within several hours on if we cannot fulfill in that timeframe. Note this is for a quicker ship out time, not quicker transit time.
CAN I HAVE MY ORDER GIFT WRAPPED?
- As this is a wholesale site, intended for resale purposes only. We do not offer gift wrapping.
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🍷 The Official Adulting Survival Kit | 17oz Wine Tumbler
Because whoever said adulting was supposed to be done sober clearly never had to pay property taxes! Remember: Adulting is hard, but wine makes everything better! 🍷
Finally, a tumbler that gets it! This isn't just drinkware - it's your portable therapy session, your liquid courage for parent-teacher conferences, and your reward for remembering to pay the electric bill (again).
The Adulting Essentials
- 17oz capacity (because adult problems require adult-sized portions)
- Stainless steel double wall (keeps your wine cold and your secrets safe)
- Adjustable lid (for those "stealth sipping" moments at the PTA meeting)
- BPA, Lead + Phthalate Free (because we're responsible adults... mostly)
Perfect For
- Grocery shopping without a meltdown
- Surviving home improvement projects
- Making it through tax season
- Celebrating that you remembered to defrost dinner
- Any Tuesday that feels like a Monday
Features For The Professional Adult
- Spill-proof lid (because carpet stains are NOT adult behavior)
- Fits in car cup holders (for responsible designated passenger sipping)
- Easy grip design (even when your hands are shaking from your mortgage payment)
- Dishwasher safe (because hand-washing is where we draw the line)
Ideal Gift For
- The friend who just bought their first house
- Anyone who's ever Googled "how to be an adult"
- New parents (they'll understand)
- Your past self (time travel not included)
Tumbler includes: Your new best friend, liquid encouragement, and the confidence to tackle whatever adulting throws at you!
Warning: May cause sudden bursts of confidence, spontaneous bill-paying, and the ability to fold fitted sheets properly!
Important Details Summed Up:
- 17oz Stainless Steel Tumbler With Lid
- BPA, Lead + Phthalate Free Hand
- Designed by Gia Roma
- Design on Front, Blank on Back
- Dishwasher Safe | Do NOT microwave
- Before Use + Avoid Abrasive Cloths When Cleaning
- Use Caution With Hot Liquids
- Do Not Use to Store Milk, Baby Food or Carbonated Drinks
- Keeps Liquids Cold/Hot 8+ Hours
- White Exterior, Stainless Interior
- Clear Lid With Slide Closure