Tree Tops Glisten & Children Listen to Nothing 17oz Christmas Glass Tumbler
The tree tops may glisten. The children may technically hear you.
But listen? Absolutely not.
Our 17oz funny Christmas glass tumbler says:
“Tree Tops Glisten & Children Listen to Nothing. They Literally Do Not Listen to Anything.”
A little holiday truth for every mom, dad, teacher, caregiver, or exhausted adult who has repeated the same sentence approximately 47 times before breakfast.
This festive Christmas iced coffee cup features a playful holiday wrap with pastel Christmas trees, snowflakes, and whimsical seasonal details surrounding the funny parenting quote. It’s colorful, cheerful, and just sarcastic enough to feel painfully accurate.
Made from clear glass and paired with a bamboo-style lid and reusable straw, this 17oz Christmas glass can cup is perfect for iced coffee, cold brew, iced lattes, tea, matcha, and whatever caffeinated beverage is helping you survive December.
It also makes a hilarious Christmas gift for moms, teachers, coworkers, sisters, friends, or anyone raising tiny humans who apparently consider listening an optional activity.
Because apparently “children listen” was the least realistic part of the Christmas song.
Details:
- High Borosilicate Glass Cup
- Heat Resistant & Lead Free
- Approx 500ml
- Bamboo Lid
- 1 Glass Bent Straw, 1 Glass Straight Straw + 1 Straw Cleaner
- Full Graphic Wrap
- Good for Cold & Hot Beverages
- Keeps liquids cold/hot 8+ hours
Care:
- Dishwasher Safe
- Bamboo lid - hand wash, do not let sit in water
- Wash Before Use + Avoid Abrasive Cloths When Cleaning
- Use Caution When Removing From Microwave
Tree Tops Glisten 17oz
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Tree Tops Glisten & Children Listen to Nothing 17oz Christmas Glass Tumbler
The tree tops may glisten. The children may technically hear you.
But listen? Absolutely not.
Our 17oz funny Christmas glass tumbler says:
“Tree Tops Glisten & Children Listen to Nothing. They Literally Do Not Listen to Anything.”
A little holiday truth for every mom, dad, teacher, caregiver, or exhausted adult who has repeated the same sentence approximately 47 times before breakfast.
This festive Christmas iced coffee cup features a playful holiday wrap with pastel Christmas trees, snowflakes, and whimsical seasonal details surrounding the funny parenting quote. It’s colorful, cheerful, and just sarcastic enough to feel painfully accurate.
Made from clear glass and paired with a bamboo-style lid and reusable straw, this 17oz Christmas glass can cup is perfect for iced coffee, cold brew, iced lattes, tea, matcha, and whatever caffeinated beverage is helping you survive December.
It also makes a hilarious Christmas gift for moms, teachers, coworkers, sisters, friends, or anyone raising tiny humans who apparently consider listening an optional activity.
Because apparently “children listen” was the least realistic part of the Christmas song.
Details:
- High Borosilicate Glass Cup
- Heat Resistant & Lead Free
- Approx 500ml
- Bamboo Lid
- 1 Glass Bent Straw, 1 Glass Straight Straw + 1 Straw Cleaner
- Full Graphic Wrap
- Good for Cold & Hot Beverages
- Keeps liquids cold/hot 8+ hours
Care:
- Dishwasher Safe
- Bamboo lid - hand wash, do not let sit in water
- Wash Before Use + Avoid Abrasive Cloths When Cleaning
- Use Caution When Removing From Microwave
