🧜♀️ Warning: This Sign Speaks Fluent Morning Mermaid!
Meet your new favorite definition of 'before coffee' mood! This adorably sassy 5" x 5" wooden sign perfectly captures that pre-caffeine state when you're less 'Under the Sea' and more 'Under the Covers.'
Featuring
- Distressed gray frame that's seen more rough mornings than your hair
- 1.5" depth (perfect for adding dimension to your coastal gallery wall)
- Definition so accurate, mermaids are taking notes
- Farmhouse-meets-beach vibes (because who says sea hags can't be stylish?)
Perfect for
- Your coffee station (obviously!)
- That friend who's more seahorse than morning person
- Beach house kitchen decor
- Anyone who needs a warning label before 9 AM
Pairs perfectly with
- Your morning coffee (duh!)
- Coastal decor
- Other sassy beach signs
- That 'I woke up like this' morning attitude
Sea Hag Sign
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HOW MUCH IS SHIPPING?
- We currently charge a flat rate fee of $19.99 for those in the contiguous USA. If it costs less we refund the difference, if it costs more we cover it! Read more about shipping fees here
WHEN DO YOU SHIP ORDERS?
- All orders ship out within 48-72hrs (Business Days)
WHERE DO YOU SHIP FROM?
- All orders ship directly from us in Upstate, NY.
CAN I HAVE MY ORDER RUSHED?
- Yes! During checkout when selecting your shipping method, you'll see an option to upgrade "Rush my order." This option will have your order out within 24hrs (business days). Unless it's a very large complicated order. If that is the case we will notify you within several hours on if we cannot fulfill in that timeframe. Note this is for a quicker ship out time, not quicker transit time.
CAN I HAVE MY ORDER GIFT WRAPPED?
- As this is a wholesale site, intended for resale purposes only. We do not offer gift wrapping.
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🧜♀️ Warning: This Sign Speaks Fluent Morning Mermaid!
Meet your new favorite definition of 'before coffee' mood! This adorably sassy 5" x 5" wooden sign perfectly captures that pre-caffeine state when you're less 'Under the Sea' and more 'Under the Covers.'
Featuring
- Distressed gray frame that's seen more rough mornings than your hair
- 1.5" depth (perfect for adding dimension to your coastal gallery wall)
- Definition so accurate, mermaids are taking notes
- Farmhouse-meets-beach vibes (because who says sea hags can't be stylish?)
Perfect for
- Your coffee station (obviously!)
- That friend who's more seahorse than morning person
- Beach house kitchen decor
- Anyone who needs a warning label before 9 AM
Pairs perfectly with
- Your morning coffee (duh!)
- Coastal decor
- Other sassy beach signs
- That 'I woke up like this' morning attitude