Meet the kitchen towel that says, “I baked the cookies… but I also drank the eggnog.”
These Christmas kitchen towels bring you a whole cast of Santas—from classic jolly ol’ St. Nick to the slightly questionable life choices version (we’re looking at you, bubblegum Santa 👀). Toss in a sassy Mrs. Claus with a naughty habit, a little holiday chaos, and suddenly your kitchen feels less like a Hallmark movie… and more like a Christmas party you actually want to attend.
Whether you’re hosting, baking, or just pretending you have your life together while hiding in the pantry eating cookies...this towel gets it.
Made from soft, absorbent fabric that can handle spills, crumbs, and emotional support during family gatherings, it’s equal parts functional and hilariously festive.
Because let’s be honest…
If Santa can deliver gifts to the whole world in one night, he’s definitely not doing it sober
Perfect for
- The mom who’s this close to losing it during Christmas dinner
- The friend who shows up with wine instead of a side dish
- Anyone who believes Santa deserves a personality upgrade.
- Premium 180GSM flour sack cotton - highly absorbent and lint-free
- 18" x 28" size - perfect for all kitchen tasks
- Internal hanging loop - convenient hands-free storage
- Machine washable - we don't have time for items that aren't.
FLOUR SACK COTTON DETAILS:
- 180 GSM Flour Sack Cotton
- With flour sack cotton yarn and looser weave, is known for its ability to absorb liquids efficiently, making them effective for drying dishes and surfaces.
- The tightly woven construction of flour sack cotton prevents it from leaving behind lint or streaks on dishes and glassware.
- Despite their lightweight nature, flour sack towels are remarkably durable and can withstand frequent use and washing.
- They are designed to last for years with proper care, making them a long-term investment for your kitchen.
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- We currently charge a flat rate fee of $19.99 for those in the contiguous USA. If it costs less we refund the difference, if it costs more we cover it! Read more about shipping fees here
WHEN DO YOU SHIP ORDERS?
- All orders ship out within 48-72hrs (Business Days)
WHERE DO YOU SHIP FROM?
- All orders ship directly from us in Upstate, NY.
CAN I HAVE MY ORDER RUSHED?
- Yes! During checkout when selecting your shipping method, you'll see an option to upgrade "Rush my order." This option will have your order out within 24hrs (business days). Unless it's a very large complicated order. If that is the case we will notify you within several hours on if we cannot fulfill in that timeframe. Note this is for a quicker ship out time, not quicker transit time.
CAN I HAVE MY ORDER GIFT WRAPPED?
- As this is a wholesale site, intended for resale purposes only. We do not offer gift wrapping.
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Meet the kitchen towel that says, “I baked the cookies… but I also drank the eggnog.”
These Christmas kitchen towels bring you a whole cast of Santas—from classic jolly ol’ St. Nick to the slightly questionable life choices version (we’re looking at you, bubblegum Santa 👀). Toss in a sassy Mrs. Claus with a naughty habit, a little holiday chaos, and suddenly your kitchen feels less like a Hallmark movie… and more like a Christmas party you actually want to attend.
Whether you’re hosting, baking, or just pretending you have your life together while hiding in the pantry eating cookies...this towel gets it.
Made from soft, absorbent fabric that can handle spills, crumbs, and emotional support during family gatherings, it’s equal parts functional and hilariously festive.
Because let’s be honest…
If Santa can deliver gifts to the whole world in one night, he’s definitely not doing it sober
Perfect for
- The mom who’s this close to losing it during Christmas dinner
- The friend who shows up with wine instead of a side dish
- Anyone who believes Santa deserves a personality upgrade.
- Premium 180GSM flour sack cotton - highly absorbent and lint-free
- 18" x 28" size - perfect for all kitchen tasks
- Internal hanging loop - convenient hands-free storage
- Machine washable - we don't have time for items that aren't.
FLOUR SACK COTTON DETAILS:
- 180 GSM Flour Sack Cotton
- With flour sack cotton yarn and looser weave, is known for its ability to absorb liquids efficiently, making them effective for drying dishes and surfaces.
- The tightly woven construction of flour sack cotton prevents it from leaving behind lint or streaks on dishes and glassware.
- Despite their lightweight nature, flour sack towels are remarkably durable and can withstand frequent use and washing.
- They are designed to last for years with proper care, making them a long-term investment for your kitchen.