THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING...

I always wondered why I was a completely different person (aka hag) prior to drinking down my coffee in the morning.  Sometimes even 2+ cups are needed for me to transform. 

Ditch the standard decor for your beach home and spruce it up with something that not only looks good, but also makes others laugh!

Perfect for your beach home, house on the beach, if you own a beach home rental or air bnb! This is the perfect sign to go near the coffee maker, coffee bar, in the kitchen, dining, entryway or wherever you'd like!

DETAILS

• MOQ 2
• 4 Quote Choices
• Sea Hag - Mermaid Before Coffee
• Let's Get Nauti
• Happy as a seagull with a french fry
• All you need is love and the beach
• Measuring 5x5x1.5
• Can be hung on the wall or thick enough to stand on its own on a desk, mantle or shelf.
• Reads: "sea hag  (sea hag) noun -- mermaid before coffee"
• Wooden sign and Wooden Frame

CONCLUSION

We all now have a better excuse about our attitude prior to getting some coffee first!

HOW MUCH IS SHIPPING?

• We currently charge a flat rate fee of $19.99 for those in the contiguous USA. If it costs less we refund the difference, if it costs more we cover it! Read more about shipping fees here

WHEN DO YOU SHIP ORDERS?

• All orders ship out within 48-72hrs (Business Days)

WHERE DO YOU SHIP FROM?

• All orders ship directly from us in Upstate, NY.

CAN I HAVE MY ORDER RUSHED?

• Yes! During checkout when selecting your shipping method, you'll see an option to upgrade "Rush my order." This option will have your order out within 24hrs (business days). Unless it's a very large complicated order. If that is the case we will notify you within several hours on if we cannot fulfill in that timeframe. Note this is for a quicker ship out time, not quicker transit time.

CAN I HAVE MY ORDER GIFT WRAPPED?

• As this is a wholesale site, intended for resale purposes only. We do not offer gift wrapping.

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