🧟♀️ Warning: Uncaffeinated Mom Zone! ☕
Meet your new morning survival kit - the 20oz 'Mombie Before Coffee' glass tumbler, because sometimes being a mom means being a zombie until that sweet, sweet caffeine kicks in!
Your mom-survival kit includes
- 1 crystal-clear 20oz glass tumbler (to see exactly how much coffee you have left)
- 1 bent glass straw (for drinking while simultaneously tying shoes and finding lost socks)
- 1 straight glass straw (for those rare moments when kids are actually listening)
- 1 straw cleaner (because cleaning ONE more thing won't kill you... probably)
- 1 bamboo lid (to prevent spillage during toddler tornado situations)
Perfect for:
- School drop-off lines
- Soccer practice sidelines
- Hide-and-seek timeouts
- Pretending to be invisible at PTA meetings
- Surviving another episode of Cocomelon
This Dishwasher-safe tumbler is your silent way of saying 'I love my kids, but please don't talk to me until this is empty.' Plus, it's eco-friendly - because saving the planet is important, even in your mombie state! 🌍
Warning: May cause sudden ability to function as a human being. Side effects include actually completing sentences, finding lost shoes, and remembering why you walked into a room. Does not guarantee immunity from kid chaos, but makes it much more manageable! 😉
Details:
- High Borosilicate Glass Cup
- Heat Resistant & Lead Free
- 20oz
- Bamboo Lid
- 1 Glass Bent Straw, 1 Glass Straight Straw + 1 Straw Cleaner
- Black graphic
- Keeps liquids cold/hot 8+ hours
Care:
- Dishwasher Safe
- Bamboo lid - hand wash, do not let sit in water
- Wash Before Use + Avoid Abrasive Cloths When Cleaning
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HOW MUCH IS SHIPPING?
- We currently charge a flat rate fee of $19.99 for those in the contiguous USA. If it costs less we refund the difference, if it costs more we cover it! Read more about shipping fees here
WHEN DO YOU SHIP ORDERS?
- All orders ship out within 48-72hrs (Business Days)
WHERE DO YOU SHIP FROM?
- All orders ship directly from us in Upstate, NY.
CAN I HAVE MY ORDER RUSHED?
- Yes! During checkout when selecting your shipping method, you'll see an option to upgrade "Rush my order." This option will have your order out within 24hrs (business days). Unless it's a very large complicated order. If that is the case we will notify you within several hours on if we cannot fulfill in that timeframe. Note this is for a quicker ship out time, not quicker transit time.
CAN I HAVE MY ORDER GIFT WRAPPED?
- As this is a wholesale site, intended for resale purposes only. We do not offer gift wrapping.
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🧟♀️ Warning: Uncaffeinated Mom Zone! ☕
Meet your new morning survival kit - the 20oz 'Mombie Before Coffee' glass tumbler, because sometimes being a mom means being a zombie until that sweet, sweet caffeine kicks in!
Your mom-survival kit includes
- 1 crystal-clear 20oz glass tumbler (to see exactly how much coffee you have left)
- 1 bent glass straw (for drinking while simultaneously tying shoes and finding lost socks)
- 1 straight glass straw (for those rare moments when kids are actually listening)
- 1 straw cleaner (because cleaning ONE more thing won't kill you... probably)
- 1 bamboo lid (to prevent spillage during toddler tornado situations)
Perfect for:
- School drop-off lines
- Soccer practice sidelines
- Hide-and-seek timeouts
- Pretending to be invisible at PTA meetings
- Surviving another episode of Cocomelon
This Dishwasher-safe tumbler is your silent way of saying 'I love my kids, but please don't talk to me until this is empty.' Plus, it's eco-friendly - because saving the planet is important, even in your mombie state! 🌍
Warning: May cause sudden ability to function as a human being. Side effects include actually completing sentences, finding lost shoes, and remembering why you walked into a room. Does not guarantee immunity from kid chaos, but makes it much more manageable! 😉
Details:
- High Borosilicate Glass Cup
- Heat Resistant & Lead Free
- 20oz
- Bamboo Lid
- 1 Glass Bent Straw, 1 Glass Straight Straw + 1 Straw Cleaner
- Black graphic
- Keeps liquids cold/hot 8+ hours
Care:
- Dishwasher Safe
- Bamboo lid - hand wash, do not let sit in water
- Wash Before Use + Avoid Abrasive Cloths When Cleaning