🥄 For The Chef Who Seasons Everything With A Little Extra Spice!
Because every great recipe needs two essential ingredients: love and some choice words! This isn't just a spoon rest - it's your kitchen's confession booth! 👩🍳
Available in White Only
The Seasoned Details
- 9" of pure porcelain truth in pristine white
- 0.75" thick (like your cookbook of family secrets)
- Comes with a wooden spoon (for taste testing and emphasis)
- Perfect blend of sweet and spicy personality
Features For The Honest Chef
- Premium porcelain that handles the heat and the truth
- Dishwasher safe (because real cooks make real messes)
- Perfect for the kitchen that keeps it authentic
- Makes other kitchen accessories blush
Perfect for Kitchens serving
- Real-talk cooking queens
- Kitchen truth tellers
- Authentic home chefs
- Anyone who's ever cursed at a recipe
Warning: May cause spontaneous kitchen karaoke and creative language during cooking
Choose From 4 Spoon Styles
- Dark Wood Spoon (No Quote)
- Cooking Up Spoonfuls of Love (light wood)
- Homemade with love AKA I licked the Spoon (light wood)
- Just here to stir the pot (light wood)
- Don't want a spoon? Let us know and we'll send a custom invoice/refund ($1 less per spoon rest).
Details
- Porcelain and Wood
- Spoon Rest New Styles : 9" L x 1/4" H x 5.75" (pan/round portion), approx .75" thick/high and handle sits about 1.5" high
- Wooded Spoon: 9 1/2" L
- Ribbon that ties the tag will vary from order to order depending on supplies.
- We used to tie the ribbon, spoon and rest all together. However, for wholesale orders, we quickly learned this can cause more damage during shipping. So spoons will be packaged separately and you can re-tie the ribbon around wooden spoon and spoon rest if you wish upon receiving.
Love Profanity
- Unit price
- /per
HOW MUCH IS SHIPPING?
- We currently charge a flat rate fee of $19.99 for those in the contiguous USA. If it costs less we refund the difference, if it costs more we cover it! Read more about shipping fees here
WHEN DO YOU SHIP ORDERS?
- All orders ship out within 48-72hrs (Business Days)
WHERE DO YOU SHIP FROM?
- All orders ship directly from us in Upstate, NY.
CAN I HAVE MY ORDER RUSHED?
- Yes! During checkout when selecting your shipping method, you'll see an option to upgrade "Rush my order." This option will have your order out within 24hrs (business days). Unless it's a very large complicated order. If that is the case we will notify you within several hours on if we cannot fulfill in that timeframe. Note this is for a quicker ship out time, not quicker transit time.
CAN I HAVE MY ORDER GIFT WRAPPED?
- As this is a wholesale site, intended for resale purposes only. We do not offer gift wrapping.
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🥄 For The Chef Who Seasons Everything With A Little Extra Spice!
Because every great recipe needs two essential ingredients: love and some choice words! This isn't just a spoon rest - it's your kitchen's confession booth! 👩🍳
Available in White Only
The Seasoned Details
- 9" of pure porcelain truth in pristine white
- 0.75" thick (like your cookbook of family secrets)
- Comes with a wooden spoon (for taste testing and emphasis)
- Perfect blend of sweet and spicy personality
Features For The Honest Chef
- Premium porcelain that handles the heat and the truth
- Dishwasher safe (because real cooks make real messes)
- Perfect for the kitchen that keeps it authentic
- Makes other kitchen accessories blush
Perfect for Kitchens serving
- Real-talk cooking queens
- Kitchen truth tellers
- Authentic home chefs
- Anyone who's ever cursed at a recipe
Warning: May cause spontaneous kitchen karaoke and creative language during cooking
Choose From 4 Spoon Styles
- Dark Wood Spoon (No Quote)
- Cooking Up Spoonfuls of Love (light wood)
- Homemade with love AKA I licked the Spoon (light wood)
- Just here to stir the pot (light wood)
- Don't want a spoon? Let us know and we'll send a custom invoice/refund ($1 less per spoon rest).
Details
- Porcelain and Wood
- Spoon Rest New Styles : 9" L x 1/4" H x 5.75" (pan/round portion), approx .75" thick/high and handle sits about 1.5" high
- Wooded Spoon: 9 1/2" L
- Ribbon that ties the tag will vary from order to order depending on supplies.
- We used to tie the ribbon, spoon and rest all together. However, for wholesale orders, we quickly learned this can cause more damage during shipping. So spoons will be packaged separately and you can re-tie the ribbon around wooden spoon and spoon rest if you wish upon receiving.