Celebrate the beautiful chaos of the holidays with our “Jolliest Bunch of Assholes This Side of the Nuthouse” Wooden Christmas Ornament — the perfect addition to the tree for families who love each other dearly... but also understand why eggnog traditionally contains alcohol.
This funny wooden Christmas ornament combines festive Christmas charm with the kind of inappropriate humor your family group chat deserves. Hang it on your tree as a yearly reminder that despite the arguments, questionable relatives, burnt cookies, and somebody inevitably bringing up politics at dinner, you're still the jolliest bunch around.
Inspired by everyone's favorite dysfunctional holiday moments, this ornament will definitely get some laughs (and probably a few knowing nods) from anyone who relates a little too hard to chaotic family gatherings.
With two festive Christmas tree graphics and a fun 3D design, it’s available in 12 color options... making it easy to coordinate with everything from traditional red and green Christmas decor to pink, neutral, colorful, farmhouse, or completely unhinged holiday aesthetics.. Plus, it comes with rustic twine, making it easy to hang on your tree, mantle, or anywhere you need to remind folks who the real "jolliest bunch" is.
Perfect for your own home or as a hilarious gift for that friend who gets it. It's also a hilarious White Elephant gift, Secret Santa gift, stocking stuffer, hostess gift, family gift exchange present, or Christmas gift for that friend whose sense of humor is just as questionable as yours.
Warning: May result in Grandma asking what it says.
DETAILS
- 12 Color Choices
- Each ornament will come with a jute string (not tied so you can choose tied length). Use that or add your own colorful ribbon for some extra flare!
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Approx Radius: 3.75" | Bottom of Ornament to top circle 4.25" | 3/16th" thick
- As these are handmade products and hand painted, minor imperfections are a natural characteristic of handmade pieces.
- From classic holiday reds and greens to elegant neutrals, blush pinks, blues, ivory, black, gold, silver, and more, there's a color to match nearly every Christmas tree theme—from cozy farmhouse to modern, boho, minimalist, traditional, cottagecore, vintage, rustic cabin, Scandinavian, or chic holiday décor.
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- We currently charge a flat rate fee of $19.99 for those in the contiguous USA. If it costs less we refund the difference, if it costs more we cover it! Read more about shipping fees here
WHEN DO YOU SHIP ORDERS?
- All orders ship out within 48-72hrs (Business Days)
WHERE DO YOU SHIP FROM?
- All orders ship directly from us in Upstate, NY.
CAN I HAVE MY ORDER RUSHED?
- Yes! During checkout when selecting your shipping method, you'll see an option to upgrade "Rush my order." This option will have your order out within 24hrs (business days). Unless it's a very large complicated order. If that is the case we will notify you within several hours on if we cannot fulfill in that timeframe. Note this is for a quicker ship out time, not quicker transit time.
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- As this is a wholesale site, intended for resale purposes only. We do not offer gift wrapping.
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Celebrate the beautiful chaos of the holidays with our “Jolliest Bunch of Assholes This Side of the Nuthouse” Wooden Christmas Ornament — the perfect addition to the tree for families who love each other dearly... but also understand why eggnog traditionally contains alcohol.
This funny wooden Christmas ornament combines festive Christmas charm with the kind of inappropriate humor your family group chat deserves. Hang it on your tree as a yearly reminder that despite the arguments, questionable relatives, burnt cookies, and somebody inevitably bringing up politics at dinner, you're still the jolliest bunch around.
Inspired by everyone's favorite dysfunctional holiday moments, this ornament will definitely get some laughs (and probably a few knowing nods) from anyone who relates a little too hard to chaotic family gatherings.
With two festive Christmas tree graphics and a fun 3D design, it’s available in 12 color options... making it easy to coordinate with everything from traditional red and green Christmas decor to pink, neutral, colorful, farmhouse, or completely unhinged holiday aesthetics.. Plus, it comes with rustic twine, making it easy to hang on your tree, mantle, or anywhere you need to remind folks who the real "jolliest bunch" is.
Perfect for your own home or as a hilarious gift for that friend who gets it. It's also a hilarious White Elephant gift, Secret Santa gift, stocking stuffer, hostess gift, family gift exchange present, or Christmas gift for that friend whose sense of humor is just as questionable as yours.
Warning: May result in Grandma asking what it says.
DETAILS
- 12 Color Choices
- Each ornament will come with a jute string (not tied so you can choose tied length). Use that or add your own colorful ribbon for some extra flare!
-
Approx Radius: 3.75" | Bottom of Ornament to top circle 4.25" | 3/16th" thick
- As these are handmade products and hand painted, minor imperfections are a natural characteristic of handmade pieces.
- From classic holiday reds and greens to elegant neutrals, blush pinks, blues, ivory, black, gold, silver, and more, there's a color to match nearly every Christmas tree theme—from cozy farmhouse to modern, boho, minimalist, traditional, cottagecore, vintage, rustic cabin, Scandinavian, or chic holiday décor.
