Jingle My Bells & I'll Guarantee a White Christmas Wooden Ornament
The ornament that's just inappropriate enough to become everyone's favorite.
Every Christmas tree needs a little elegance...A little sparkle...A few sentimental ornaments…and at least one ornament that makes Grandma gasp before she laughs.
Meet your new holiday favorite.
The perfect combination of festive charm, naughty humor, and just enough holiday sass to keep everyone smiling through fruitcake season.
Whether you're decorating your own tree or shopping for the funniest person on your Christmas list, this layered wooden ornament is guaranteed to become an annual conversation starter. It has just the right amount of naughty mixed with a whole lot of nice.
Hang it on your tree, gift it to your favorite troublemaker, or secretly add it to someone else's ornament collection and wait for them to notice.
Holiday entertainment: accomplished.
DETAILS
- 12 Color Choices
- Each ornament will come with a jute string (not tied so you can choose tied length). Use that or add your own colorful ribbon for some extra flare!
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Approx Radius: 3.75" | Bottom of Ornament to top circle 4.25" | 3/16th" thick
- As these are handmade products and hand painted, minor imperfections are a natural characteristic of handmade pieces.
- From classic holiday reds and greens to elegant neutrals, blush pinks, blues, ivory, black, gold, silver, and more, there's a color to match nearly every Christmas tree theme—from cozy farmhouse to modern, boho, minimalist, traditional, cottagecore, vintage, rustic cabin, Scandinavian, or chic holiday décor.
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HOW MUCH IS SHIPPING?
- We currently charge a flat rate fee of $19.99 for those in the contiguous USA. If it costs less we refund the difference, if it costs more we cover it! Read more about shipping fees here
WHEN DO YOU SHIP ORDERS?
- All orders ship out within 48-72hrs (Business Days)
WHERE DO YOU SHIP FROM?
- All orders ship directly from us in Upstate, NY.
CAN I HAVE MY ORDER RUSHED?
- Yes! During checkout when selecting your shipping method, you'll see an option to upgrade "Rush my order." This option will have your order out within 24hrs (business days). Unless it's a very large complicated order. If that is the case we will notify you within several hours on if we cannot fulfill in that timeframe. Note this is for a quicker ship out time, not quicker transit time.
CAN I HAVE MY ORDER GIFT WRAPPED?
- As this is a wholesale site, intended for resale purposes only. We do not offer gift wrapping.
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Jingle My Bells & I'll Guarantee a White Christmas Wooden Ornament
The ornament that's just inappropriate enough to become everyone's favorite.
Every Christmas tree needs a little elegance...A little sparkle...A few sentimental ornaments…and at least one ornament that makes Grandma gasp before she laughs.
Meet your new holiday favorite.
The perfect combination of festive charm, naughty humor, and just enough holiday sass to keep everyone smiling through fruitcake season.
Whether you're decorating your own tree or shopping for the funniest person on your Christmas list, this layered wooden ornament is guaranteed to become an annual conversation starter. It has just the right amount of naughty mixed with a whole lot of nice.
Hang it on your tree, gift it to your favorite troublemaker, or secretly add it to someone else's ornament collection and wait for them to notice.
Holiday entertainment: accomplished.
DETAILS
- 12 Color Choices
- Each ornament will come with a jute string (not tied so you can choose tied length). Use that or add your own colorful ribbon for some extra flare!
-
Approx Radius: 3.75" | Bottom of Ornament to top circle 4.25" | 3/16th" thick
- As these are handmade products and hand painted, minor imperfections are a natural characteristic of handmade pieces.
- From classic holiday reds and greens to elegant neutrals, blush pinks, blues, ivory, black, gold, silver, and more, there's a color to match nearly every Christmas tree theme—from cozy farmhouse to modern, boho, minimalist, traditional, cottagecore, vintage, rustic cabin, Scandinavian, or chic holiday décor.
