Ah yes… the classic family Christmas experience—a little chaotic, slightly unhinged, but somehow still festive. “A little full… lotta sap… and a WHOLE lotta holiday chaos.”
This boho floral Griswold-inspired Christmas kitchen towel is for the ones who love a little humor with their holiday decor… because nothing says Christmas like questionable decisions and a tree tied to the roof.
Meet the kitchen towel that perfectly sums up your holiday season: chaotic, festive, and a little unhinged—but in a totally charming, boho-floral kind of way. Inspired by National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, featuring a vintage car mayhem, questionable tree-cutting instructions, and FREE squirrel with first purchase (just kidding... or are we?).
Soft, strong, and absorbent enough to mop up both spilled eggnog and the tears of a holiday meltdown. Covered in pinks, greens, and dusty reds, it gives off “boho woodland fever dream” with a side of Cousin Eddie.
May cause flashbacks to family road trips, overpacked cars, and “why did we think this was a good idea?” moments.
Perfect for
- Holiday Movie marathons
- Wiping off 'a little sap'
- Making your kitchen the hippest, happiest, most dysfunctional Christmas zone on the block.
- Cute enough for your aesthetic & funny enough to make your guests laugh
- Real enough to feel personally attacked
- Premium 180GSM flour sack cotton - highly absorbent and lint-free
- 18" x 28" size - perfect for all kitchen tasks
- Internal hanging loop - convenient hands-free storage
- Machine washable - we don't have time for items that aren't.
FLOUR SACK COTTON DETAILS:
- 180 GSM Flour Sack Cotton
- With flour sack cotton yarn and looser weave, is known for its ability to absorb liquids efficiently, making them effective for drying dishes and surfaces.
- The tightly woven construction of flour sack cotton prevents it from leaving behind lint or streaks on dishes and glassware.
- Despite their lightweight nature, flour sack towels are remarkably durable and can withstand frequent use and washing.
- They are designed to last for years with proper care, making them a long-term investment for your kitchen.
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- We currently charge a flat rate fee of $19.99 for those in the contiguous USA. If it costs less we refund the difference, if it costs more we cover it! Read more about shipping fees here
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- All orders ship out within 48-72hrs (Business Days)
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- All orders ship directly from us in Upstate, NY.
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- Yes! During checkout when selecting your shipping method, you'll see an option to upgrade "Rush my order." This option will have your order out within 24hrs (business days). Unless it's a very large complicated order. If that is the case we will notify you within several hours on if we cannot fulfill in that timeframe. Note this is for a quicker ship out time, not quicker transit time.
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Ah yes… the classic family Christmas experience—a little chaotic, slightly unhinged, but somehow still festive. “A little full… lotta sap… and a WHOLE lotta holiday chaos.”
This boho floral Griswold-inspired Christmas kitchen towel is for the ones who love a little humor with their holiday decor… because nothing says Christmas like questionable decisions and a tree tied to the roof.
Meet the kitchen towel that perfectly sums up your holiday season: chaotic, festive, and a little unhinged—but in a totally charming, boho-floral kind of way. Inspired by National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, featuring a vintage car mayhem, questionable tree-cutting instructions, and FREE squirrel with first purchase (just kidding... or are we?).
Soft, strong, and absorbent enough to mop up both spilled eggnog and the tears of a holiday meltdown. Covered in pinks, greens, and dusty reds, it gives off “boho woodland fever dream” with a side of Cousin Eddie.
May cause flashbacks to family road trips, overpacked cars, and “why did we think this was a good idea?” moments.
Perfect for
- Holiday Movie marathons
- Wiping off 'a little sap'
- Making your kitchen the hippest, happiest, most dysfunctional Christmas zone on the block.
- Cute enough for your aesthetic & funny enough to make your guests laugh
- Real enough to feel personally attacked
- Premium 180GSM flour sack cotton - highly absorbent and lint-free
- 18" x 28" size - perfect for all kitchen tasks
- Internal hanging loop - convenient hands-free storage
- Machine washable - we don't have time for items that aren't.
FLOUR SACK COTTON DETAILS:
- 180 GSM Flour Sack Cotton
- With flour sack cotton yarn and looser weave, is known for its ability to absorb liquids efficiently, making them effective for drying dishes and surfaces.
- The tightly woven construction of flour sack cotton prevents it from leaving behind lint or streaks on dishes and glassware.
- Despite their lightweight nature, flour sack towels are remarkably durable and can withstand frequent use and washing.
- They are designed to last for years with proper care, making them a long-term investment for your kitchen.