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PRE-ORDER: ETA MID SEPTEMBER
"From The Windows To The Walls" Vintage Christmas Kitchen Towel - Because Deck The Halls Needs a Vintage Chaos Edition🎄✨
From the windows... to the WALLS... 'til the garland drips down y’all!
17.5" x 28" | 180GSM Flour Sack Cotton | Internal Hanging Loop
This towel is for the holiday hostess who's one peppermint mocha away from turning into a festive tornado. Featuring classic vintage-style kids decorating a tree like good little angels (with just a hint of “I'm about to lose it”), this towel boldly reads what every over-caffeinated, glitter-covered soul is thinking: "From the windows to the walls, I'm about to deck these halls."
Looks like someone took the classic Christmas carol and gave it a modern twist that we absolutely didn't know we needed! Our vintage Christmas kitchen towel features adorable retro children decorating a Christmas tree with the cheeky phrase "From The Windows To The Walls I'm About To Deck These Halls" - because apparently even vintage kids had attitude.
🎁 Great for
- The friend who decorates on November 1st and doesn't apologize
- Adding main character energy to your kitchen
- Laughing through the tears of wrapping 47 gifts after midnight
- Those who survive on gangster wrap to get their energy going
Why This Towel is Pure Holiday Comedy Gold:
- Vintage children decorating a tree = That classic 1950s charm with a sassy modern message
- "From The Windows To The Walls" = A playful twist on the traditional carol that'll make you chuckle every time
- Retro Christmas styling = Gives your kitchen that authentic vintage holiday vibe
- 180GSM Flour Sack Cotton = Absorbs holiday baking disasters while delivering the laughs
- 17.5" x 28"" = Big enough to hide behind when you're giggling at your own kitchen towel
Fair Warning: May cause uncontrollable giggling while doing dishes and sudden urges to redecorate everything in sight. Side effects include guests asking where you found this gem and feeling like the coolest person in your friend group. 🎵
Machine washable because even sassy vintage kids need clean towels.
FLOUR SACK COTTON DETAILS:
- 180 GSM Flour Sack Cotton
- With flour sack cotton yarn and looser weave, is known for its ability to absorb liquids efficiently, making them effective for drying dishes and surfaces.
- The tightly woven construction of flour sack cotton prevents it from leaving behind lint or streaks on dishes and glassware.
- Despite their lightweight nature, flour sack towels are remarkably durable and can withstand frequent use and washing.
- They are designed to last for years with proper care, making them a long-term investment for your kitchen.
Great for wiping up cookie crumb explosions, covering your "experimental" holiday casseroles, or dramatically flinging over your shoulder when you're channeling your inner holiday decorator. Also excellent for cleaning up happy tears when you realize you've found the perfect balance of vintage charm and modern humor.
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a) Wait until all pre-order items are ready and ship your order in full
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- We currently charge a flat rate fee of $19.99 for those in the contiguous USA. If it costs less we refund the difference, if it costs more we cover it! Read more about shipping fees here
- If placing an order for pre-order items and RTS items, this fee does not cover 2 shipments. You will have the option to ship all products together or pay a 2nd shipping fee. Read more about shipping HERE
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- All orders ship out within 48-72hrs (Business Days), unless a pre-order item.
- Pre-order ETAs are an estimation. Typically these are accurate, but on rare occasions these can vary by 1-2 weeks. Meaning they can come in 1-2 weeks earlier or later. If later, you will be notified and given the option to keep or cancel your order.
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- All orders ship directly from us in Upstate, NY.
CAN I HAVE MY ORDER RUSHED?
- Yes! During checkout when selecting your shipping method, you'll see an option to upgrade "Rush my order." This option will have your order out within 24hrs (business days). Unless it's a very large complicated order. If that is the case we will notify you within several hours on if we cannot fulfill in that timeframe. Note this is for a quicker ship out time, not quicker transit time.
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PRE-ORDER: ETA MID SEPTEMBER
"From The Windows To The Walls" Vintage Christmas Kitchen Towel - Because Deck The Halls Needs a Vintage Chaos Edition🎄✨
From the windows... to the WALLS... 'til the garland drips down y’all!
17.5" x 28" | 180GSM Flour Sack Cotton | Internal Hanging Loop
This towel is for the holiday hostess who's one peppermint mocha away from turning into a festive tornado. Featuring classic vintage-style kids decorating a tree like good little angels (with just a hint of “I'm about to lose it”), this towel boldly reads what every over-caffeinated, glitter-covered soul is thinking: "From the windows to the walls, I'm about to deck these halls."
Looks like someone took the classic Christmas carol and gave it a modern twist that we absolutely didn't know we needed! Our vintage Christmas kitchen towel features adorable retro children decorating a Christmas tree with the cheeky phrase "From The Windows To The Walls I'm About To Deck These Halls" - because apparently even vintage kids had attitude.
🎁 Great for
- The friend who decorates on November 1st and doesn't apologize
- Adding main character energy to your kitchen
- Laughing through the tears of wrapping 47 gifts after midnight
- Those who survive on gangster wrap to get their energy going
Why This Towel is Pure Holiday Comedy Gold:
- Vintage children decorating a tree = That classic 1950s charm with a sassy modern message
- "From The Windows To The Walls" = A playful twist on the traditional carol that'll make you chuckle every time
- Retro Christmas styling = Gives your kitchen that authentic vintage holiday vibe
- 180GSM Flour Sack Cotton = Absorbs holiday baking disasters while delivering the laughs
- 17.5" x 28"" = Big enough to hide behind when you're giggling at your own kitchen towel
Fair Warning: May cause uncontrollable giggling while doing dishes and sudden urges to redecorate everything in sight. Side effects include guests asking where you found this gem and feeling like the coolest person in your friend group. 🎵
Machine washable because even sassy vintage kids need clean towels.
FLOUR SACK COTTON DETAILS:
- 180 GSM Flour Sack Cotton
- With flour sack cotton yarn and looser weave, is known for its ability to absorb liquids efficiently, making them effective for drying dishes and surfaces.
- The tightly woven construction of flour sack cotton prevents it from leaving behind lint or streaks on dishes and glassware.
- Despite their lightweight nature, flour sack towels are remarkably durable and can withstand frequent use and washing.
- They are designed to last for years with proper care, making them a long-term investment for your kitchen.
Great for wiping up cookie crumb explosions, covering your "experimental" holiday casseroles, or dramatically flinging over your shoulder when you're channeling your inner holiday decorator. Also excellent for cleaning up happy tears when you realize you've found the perfect balance of vintage charm and modern humor.
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