Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal Wooden Ornament
The ornament that belongs on every Christmas tree... right next to the questionable family traditions.
Some people decorate their Christmas tree with angels. Some hang sentimental heirlooms passed down for generations. And then there are the rest of us...
The ones who can quote Christmas movies by heart, laugh every time someone says "Keep the change, ya filthy animal," and believe the holidays aren't officially here until this iconic phrase makes an appearance.
Our "Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal" layered wooden ornament is made for Christmas lovers who appreciate festive décor with a side of humor. Inspired by one of the most unforgettable holiday movie quotes of all time, this ornament brings nostalgic Christmas vibes, playful personality, and plenty of laughs to your holiday decorating.
Whether you're trimming the tree, shopping for a movie buff, or looking for the perfect Secret Santa gift, this ornament is guaranteed to become one of the first decorations you reach for every Christmas season.
Because let's face it...
A Christmas tree without at least one funny ornament is like hot cocoa without marshmallows.
DETAILS
- 12 Color Choices
- Each ornament will come with a jute string (not tied so you can choose tied length). Use that or add your own colorful ribbon for some extra flare!
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Approx Radius: 3.75" | Bottom of Ornament to top circle 4.25" | 3/16th" thick
- As these are handmade products and hand painted, minor imperfections are a natural characteristic of handmade pieces.
- From classic holiday reds and greens to elegant neutrals, blush pinks, blues, ivory, black, gold, silver, and more, there's a color to match nearly every Christmas tree theme—from cozy farmhouse to modern, boho, minimalist, traditional, cottagecore, vintage, rustic cabin, Scandinavian, or chic holiday décor.
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- We currently charge a flat rate fee of $19.99 for those in the contiguous USA. If it costs less we refund the difference, if it costs more we cover it! Read more about shipping fees here
WHEN DO YOU SHIP ORDERS?
- All orders ship out within 48-72hrs (Business Days)
WHERE DO YOU SHIP FROM?
- All orders ship directly from us in Upstate, NY.
CAN I HAVE MY ORDER RUSHED?
- Yes! During checkout when selecting your shipping method, you'll see an option to upgrade "Rush my order." This option will have your order out within 24hrs (business days). Unless it's a very large complicated order. If that is the case we will notify you within several hours on if we cannot fulfill in that timeframe. Note this is for a quicker ship out time, not quicker transit time.
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- As this is a wholesale site, intended for resale purposes only. We do not offer gift wrapping.
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Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal Wooden Ornament
The ornament that belongs on every Christmas tree... right next to the questionable family traditions.
Some people decorate their Christmas tree with angels. Some hang sentimental heirlooms passed down for generations. And then there are the rest of us...
The ones who can quote Christmas movies by heart, laugh every time someone says "Keep the change, ya filthy animal," and believe the holidays aren't officially here until this iconic phrase makes an appearance.
Our "Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal" layered wooden ornament is made for Christmas lovers who appreciate festive décor with a side of humor. Inspired by one of the most unforgettable holiday movie quotes of all time, this ornament brings nostalgic Christmas vibes, playful personality, and plenty of laughs to your holiday decorating.
Whether you're trimming the tree, shopping for a movie buff, or looking for the perfect Secret Santa gift, this ornament is guaranteed to become one of the first decorations you reach for every Christmas season.
Because let's face it...
A Christmas tree without at least one funny ornament is like hot cocoa without marshmallows.
DETAILS
- 12 Color Choices
- Each ornament will come with a jute string (not tied so you can choose tied length). Use that or add your own colorful ribbon for some extra flare!
-
Approx Radius: 3.75" | Bottom of Ornament to top circle 4.25" | 3/16th" thick
- As these are handmade products and hand painted, minor imperfections are a natural characteristic of handmade pieces.
- From classic holiday reds and greens to elegant neutrals, blush pinks, blues, ivory, black, gold, silver, and more, there's a color to match nearly every Christmas tree theme—from cozy farmhouse to modern, boho, minimalist, traditional, cottagecore, vintage, rustic cabin, Scandinavian, or chic holiday décor.
