Deck the Halls... & NOT Your Family Wooden Christmas Ornament
Because some traditions deserve to stay... and some relatives probably should've stayed home.
Nothing says Christmas spirit quite like pretending everything is fine while someone starts a political debate before the mashed potatoes hit the table.
Instead of decking your family, why not Deck the Halls instead?
Our hilarious "Deck the Halls & Not Your Family, Fa La La La La" wooden Christmas ornament is the perfect reminder that Christmas is about joy, cookies, twinkling lights... and surviving one more family gathering with your sense of humor intact.
Whether you're shopping for yourself, your favorite sarcastic friend, your work bestie, your sister, your mom, or that cousin who understands your holiday pain, this ornament is guaranteed to become the one everyone laughs about year after year.
Beautiful Layered Wood DesignUnlike flat printed ornaments, these ornaments feature a gorgeous layered laser-cut design that creates beautiful depth and dimension.
Let's be honest...No one remembers the plain red ornament. They remember the one that made Grandma laugh so hard she snorted eggnog. This funny Christmas ornament is a guaranteed conversation starter whether it's hanging on: Christmas trees, garland, wreaths, stocking holders, gift packages, tiered trays, office desks, holiday coffee bars, etc.
DETAILS
- 12 Color Choices
- Each ornament will come with a jute string. Use that or add your own colorful ribbon for some extra flare!
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Approx Radius: 3.75" | Bottom of Ornament to top circle 4.25" | 3/16th" thick
- As these are handmade products and hand painted, minor imperfections are a natural characteristic of handmade pieces.
- From classic holiday reds and greens to elegant neutrals, blush pinks, blues, ivory, black, gold, silver, and more, there's a color to match nearly every Christmas tree theme—from cozy farmhouse to modern, boho, minimalist, traditional, cottagecore, vintage, rustic cabin, Scandinavian, or chic holiday décor.
Deck The Halls
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HOW MUCH IS SHIPPING?
- We currently charge a flat rate fee of $19.99 for those in the contiguous USA. If it costs less we refund the difference, if it costs more we cover it! Read more about shipping fees here
WHEN DO YOU SHIP ORDERS?
- All orders ship out within 48-72hrs (Business Days)
WHERE DO YOU SHIP FROM?
- All orders ship directly from us in Upstate, NY.
CAN I HAVE MY ORDER RUSHED?
- Yes! During checkout when selecting your shipping method, you'll see an option to upgrade "Rush my order." This option will have your order out within 24hrs (business days). Unless it's a very large complicated order. If that is the case we will notify you within several hours on if we cannot fulfill in that timeframe. Note this is for a quicker ship out time, not quicker transit time.
CAN I HAVE MY ORDER GIFT WRAPPED?
- As this is a wholesale site, intended for resale purposes only. We do not offer gift wrapping.
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Deck the Halls... & NOT Your Family Wooden Christmas Ornament
Because some traditions deserve to stay... and some relatives probably should've stayed home.
Nothing says Christmas spirit quite like pretending everything is fine while someone starts a political debate before the mashed potatoes hit the table.
Instead of decking your family, why not Deck the Halls instead?
Our hilarious "Deck the Halls & Not Your Family, Fa La La La La" wooden Christmas ornament is the perfect reminder that Christmas is about joy, cookies, twinkling lights... and surviving one more family gathering with your sense of humor intact.
Whether you're shopping for yourself, your favorite sarcastic friend, your work bestie, your sister, your mom, or that cousin who understands your holiday pain, this ornament is guaranteed to become the one everyone laughs about year after year.
Beautiful Layered Wood DesignUnlike flat printed ornaments, these ornaments feature a gorgeous layered laser-cut design that creates beautiful depth and dimension.
Let's be honest...No one remembers the plain red ornament. They remember the one that made Grandma laugh so hard she snorted eggnog. This funny Christmas ornament is a guaranteed conversation starter whether it's hanging on: Christmas trees, garland, wreaths, stocking holders, gift packages, tiered trays, office desks, holiday coffee bars, etc.
DETAILS
- 12 Color Choices
- Each ornament will come with a jute string. Use that or add your own colorful ribbon for some extra flare!
-
Approx Radius: 3.75" | Bottom of Ornament to top circle 4.25" | 3/16th" thick
- As these are handmade products and hand painted, minor imperfections are a natural characteristic of handmade pieces.
- From classic holiday reds and greens to elegant neutrals, blush pinks, blues, ivory, black, gold, silver, and more, there's a color to match nearly every Christmas tree theme—from cozy farmhouse to modern, boho, minimalist, traditional, cottagecore, vintage, rustic cabin, Scandinavian, or chic holiday décor.
