PRE-ORDER: ETA LATE MAY-EARLY JUNE
🧟♀️ Because Being a Morning Person is Overrated 👻 (14.5oz of Pre-Coffee Haunted Realness)
Found: The perfect mug for those who channel Wednesday Addams before their morning brew. This sleek black ceramic mug tells the truth about your pre-coffee personality - you're not scary, you're just creepy and spooky (and proud of it!).
WHY THIS MUG IS YOUR NEW MORNING MOOD
- 14.5oz capacity (enough room for your morning potion)
- Sleek black ceramic (matches your soul before coffee)
- Crisp white lettering (spookier than your reflection before 8 AM)
- Double-sided design (creepy from every angle)
- Microwave safe (resurrect your cold coffee)
- Dishwasher safe (because manual labor is scary)
PERFECT FOR
- Your pre-coffee warning system
- Scaring away morning small talk
- Embracing your inner ghost
- Making your coworkers understand the assignment
- Anyone who's more Adams Family than Brady Bunch before coffee
WARNING: Side Effects May Include
- Excessive head nods from other coffee zombies
- People actually waiting until you're caffeinated
- Spontaneous creepy giggles
- Sudden urges to decorate for Halloween in Summer
- Being labeled as "the spooky one" at the office (wear it proudly!)
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
- Treat this mug like your favorite haunted mansion - with respect and regular cleaning.
- Microwave and dishwasher friendly because even the creepiest among us deserve convenience.
- Wash Before Use + Avoid Abrasive Cloths When Cleaning
- Use Caution When Removing From Microwave
PAIRS PERFECTLY WITH
- Our Halloween coaster collection
- Your morning death stare
- That black cat you've been feeding
- Your everyday gothic aesthetic
- The dark circles under your eyes
Remember: Being creepy and spooky isn't a phase, it's a lifestyle (especially before coffee)!
Seen Haunting
- Morning zoom calls
- Office break rooms
- Instagram-worthy coffee stations
- That corner of your kitchen where all the mugs hide
Minor imperfections are a natural characteristic of our handmade mugs
PRE-ORDER: ETA LATE MAY-EARLY JUNE
🧟♀️ Because Being a Morning Person is Overrated 👻 (14.5oz of Pre-Coffee Haunted Realness)
Found: The perfect mug for those who channel Wednesday Addams before their morning brew. This sleek black ceramic mug tells the truth about your pre-coffee personality - you're not scary, you're just creepy and spooky (and proud of it!).
WHY THIS MUG IS YOUR NEW MORNING MOOD
- 14.5oz capacity (enough room for your morning potion)
- Sleek black ceramic (matches your soul before coffee)
- Crisp white lettering (spookier than your reflection before 8 AM)
- Double-sided design (creepy from every angle)
- Microwave safe (resurrect your cold coffee)
- Dishwasher safe (because manual labor is scary)
PERFECT FOR
- Your pre-coffee warning system
- Scaring away morning small talk
- Embracing your inner ghost
- Making your coworkers understand the assignment
- Anyone who's more Adams Family than Brady Bunch before coffee
WARNING: Side Effects May Include
- Excessive head nods from other coffee zombies
- People actually waiting until you're caffeinated
- Spontaneous creepy giggles
- Sudden urges to decorate for Halloween in Summer
- Being labeled as "the spooky one" at the office (wear it proudly!)
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
- Treat this mug like your favorite haunted mansion - with respect and regular cleaning.
- Microwave and dishwasher friendly because even the creepiest among us deserve convenience.
- Wash Before Use + Avoid Abrasive Cloths When Cleaning
- Use Caution When Removing From Microwave
PAIRS PERFECTLY WITH
- Our Halloween coaster collection
- Your morning death stare
- That black cat you've been feeding
- Your everyday gothic aesthetic
- The dark circles under your eyes
Remember: Being creepy and spooky isn't a phase, it's a lifestyle (especially before coffee)!
Seen Haunting
- Morning zoom calls
- Office break rooms
- Instagram-worthy coffee stations
- That corner of your kitchen where all the mugs hide
Minor imperfections are a natural characteristic of our handmade mugs
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