View Matching Hanging signs HERE
🌊 BEACH PLEASE! COASTAL WOODEN SIGNS FOR YOUR HAPPY PLACE
Because your home decor should be as salty as you are after a day without coffee! These adorably sassy 5x5" wooden signs are perfect for anyone who's mentally always at the beach (even when they're stuck in meetings).
✨ CHOOSE YOUR COASTAL MOOD:
- "All You Need Is Love And The Beach" (And maybe a margarita...)
- "Sea Hag: [sea hag] noun - mermaid before coffee" (We feel seen)
- "Let's Get Nauti" (What happens on the boat stays on the boat)
- "Happy As A Seagull With A French Fry" (Living your best bird life)
🏖️ WHY YOU NEED THESE IN YOUR LIFE:
- 5"x5"x1.5" of pure beachy attitude
- Distressed gray wood frame (fancy, but make it coastal)
- Can hang or stand (commitment issues? We got you) •
- Perfect size for shelves, desks, or anywhere needing sass
- Makes a great gift (or keep it, we won't judge)
PERFECT FOR:
- Beach house dreamers
- Coastal grandmother wannabes
- Coffee-loving mermaids
- French fry-stealing seagulls
- Anyone who needs a vacation
- That friend who's always "getting nauti"
WARNING: Side effects may include:
- Sudden urges to quit your job and move to the beach
- Increased sass levels
- Spontaneous beach trip planning
- Uncontrollable desire to collect seashells
- Speaking in nautical puns
*Not responsible for any sudden career changes involving becoming a mermaid or starting a seagull french fry stealing ring.
🚨SALE | Summer 5" Signs
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HOW MUCH IS SHIPPING?
- We currently charge a flat rate fee of $19.99 for those in the contiguous USA. If it costs less we refund the difference, if it costs more we cover it! Read more about shipping fees here
WHEN DO YOU SHIP ORDERS?
- All orders ship out within 48-72hrs (Business Days)
WHERE DO YOU SHIP FROM?
- All orders ship directly from us in Upstate, NY.
CAN I HAVE MY ORDER RUSHED?
- Yes! During checkout when selecting your shipping method, you'll see an option to upgrade "Rush my order." This option will have your order out within 24hrs (business days). Unless it's a very large complicated order. If that is the case we will notify you within several hours on if we cannot fulfill in that timeframe. Note this is for a quicker ship out time, not quicker transit time.
CAN I HAVE MY ORDER GIFT WRAPPED?
- As this is a wholesale site, intended for resale purposes only. We do not offer gift wrapping.
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View Matching Hanging signs HERE
🌊 BEACH PLEASE! COASTAL WOODEN SIGNS FOR YOUR HAPPY PLACE
Because your home decor should be as salty as you are after a day without coffee! These adorably sassy 5x5" wooden signs are perfect for anyone who's mentally always at the beach (even when they're stuck in meetings).
✨ CHOOSE YOUR COASTAL MOOD:
- "All You Need Is Love And The Beach" (And maybe a margarita...)
- "Sea Hag: [sea hag] noun - mermaid before coffee" (We feel seen)
- "Let's Get Nauti" (What happens on the boat stays on the boat)
- "Happy As A Seagull With A French Fry" (Living your best bird life)
🏖️ WHY YOU NEED THESE IN YOUR LIFE:
- 5"x5"x1.5" of pure beachy attitude
- Distressed gray wood frame (fancy, but make it coastal)
- Can hang or stand (commitment issues? We got you) •
- Perfect size for shelves, desks, or anywhere needing sass
- Makes a great gift (or keep it, we won't judge)
PERFECT FOR:
- Beach house dreamers
- Coastal grandmother wannabes
- Coffee-loving mermaids
- French fry-stealing seagulls
- Anyone who needs a vacation
- That friend who's always "getting nauti"
WARNING: Side effects may include:
- Sudden urges to quit your job and move to the beach
- Increased sass levels
- Spontaneous beach trip planning
- Uncontrollable desire to collect seashells
- Speaking in nautical puns
*Not responsible for any sudden career changes involving becoming a mermaid or starting a seagull french fry stealing ring.