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PRE-ORDER: ETA MID-LATE JANUARY
Bunnies Are Overrated Stay Feral Kitchen Towel - For the Chaotic Easter Enthusiast
OKAY BUT HEAR ME OUT. While everyone else is out here with their cute bunnies and their perfect pastel aesthetics, this raccoon said "NOT TODAY." This raccoon said "I'm crashing this Easter party and I'm bringing CHAOS." This raccoon is ALL OF US who are tired of being told to stay in our lane.
Introducing the kitchen towel for people with PERSONALITY. Our Bunnies Are Overrated Stay Feral Kitchen Towel features the most adorably unhinged raccoon sitting in an Easter basket full of colorful eggs, surrounded by sparkles, with the most relatable text ever: "bunnies are overrated stay feral." It's giving chaotic energy. It's giving "I do what I want." It's giving MOOD.
Here's why this towel is about to become your spirit animal (literally):
🦝 A RACCOON. AT EASTER. – This is PEAK chaos energy. While the bunnies are being all proper and cute, this raccoon is living its BEST LIFE in that egg basket.
📝 "bunnies are overrated stay feral" – The MOST relatable Easter sentiment ever written. This is for the people who color outside the lines. This is for the rebels.
🧺 Wicker Basket Detail – Even feral raccoons appreciate a good Easter basket. It's about the AESTHETIC.
☑️ Gingham Border – Sage green and tan gingham trim at the bottom because even chaos needs STRUCTURE. Choose which half/color you want to display when hanging.
💪 180GSM Flour Sack Cotton – Premium cotton base that's soft, absorbent, and the perfect canvas for this embroidery masterpiece.
📏 Generously Sized at 18" w x 28" h – Full-size functionality with museum-quality design.
🔄 Internal Hanging Loop – This level of craftsmanship MUST be displayed. It's non-negotiable.
Perfect for:
- People who are tired of being told to "act normal"
- Anyone who's ever identified more with the chaos than the calm
- Easter for people with PERSONALITY
- Gifts for your feral friends (affectionate)
- Kitchens that embrace the chaos
- Anyone who's ever said "bunnies are overrated" (we see you)
- People who love raccoons (the trash pandas deserve recognition)
This towel is for:
- The chaotic neutral friend
- People who refuse to be basic
- Anyone who's ever been called "feral" and took it as a COMPLIMENT
- The friend who brings the energy to every gathering
- People who think raccoons are underrated
- Anyone tired of bunny supremacy
The Vibe:
- Chaotic good energy
- Feral but make it cute
- Unhinged Easter aesthetic
- Trash pandas deserve love too
- "I do what I want" manifesto
- Rebellious cottagecore
- Easter with ATTITUDE
Design Details:
- Adorably unhinged raccoon expression
- Fluffy raccoon tail
- Colorful Easter eggs (pink, blue, yellow, green)
- Hand-drawn sketchy style
- Bold black text with personality
- Sparkle stars for pizzazz
- Wicker basket texture
- Gingham border (sage green or tan)
The Message: This towel speaks TRUTH. Bunnies have had their moment. It's time for the raccoons to shine. It's time for the chaos creatures. It's time for the feral energy to be CELEBRATED.
Warning: May cause sudden urges to embrace your chaotic side, befriend raccoons, question bunny supremacy, use "stay feral" as a life motto, and proudly identify as a trash panda enthusiast.
This towel is for people who understand that "feral" is a LIFESTYLE. It's for people who refuse to be put in a box. It's for people who see a raccoon in an Easter basket and think "FINALLY, someone gets it." It's for people who know that sometimes the best energy is UNHINGED energy.
Add to cart and stay feral, friends! 🦝🥚✨
FLOUR SACK COTTON DETAILS:
- 180 GSM Flour Sack Cotton
- With flour sack cotton yarn and looser weave, is known for its ability to absorb liquids efficiently, making them effective for drying dishes and surfaces.
- The tightly woven construction of flour sack cotton prevents it from leaving behind lint or streaks on dishes and glassware.
- Despite their lightweight nature, flour sack towels are remarkably durable and can withstand frequent use and washing.
- They are designed to last for years with proper care, making them a long-term investment for your kitchen.
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Please note ETAs listed are an estimation. On rare occasions these can vary by 1-2 weeks. Which means items can come in 1-2 weeks earlier or later than anticipated. If they are going to arrive later, we will always let you know and give you the option to keep your order or cancel.
Orders with pre-orders and RTS. If you place an order mixed with items, the shipping fee does not cover 2 shipments. You will have the option to:
a) Wait until all pre-order items are ready and ship your order in full
b) Ship RTS items and then ship pre-order items once ready. If choosing this you are responsible for shipping costs on 2nd shipment of pre-order items. If shipping costs less than the $19.99 paid (on RTS products), we will put that towards the pre-order shipment and you will be responsible for difference on 2nd shipment.
If the Pre-order items are still 1 month+ away from being RTS, we will automatically choose option b unless you notify us otherwise within 24hours of purchase.
HOW MUCH IS SHIPPING?
- We currently charge a flat rate fee of $19.99 for those in the contiguous USA. If it costs less we refund the difference, if it costs more we cover it! Read more about shipping fees here
- If placing an order for pre-order items and RTS items, this fee does not cover 2 shipments. You will have the option to ship all products together or pay a 2nd shipping fee. Read more about shipping HERE
WHEN DO YOU SHIP ORDERS?
- All orders ship out within 48-72hrs (Business Days), unless a pre-order item.
- Pre-order ETAs are an estimation. Typically these are accurate, but on rare occasions these can vary by 1-2 weeks. Meaning they can come in 1-2 weeks earlier or later. If later, you will be notified and given the option to keep or cancel your order.
WHERE DO YOU SHIP FROM?
- All orders ship directly from us in Upstate, NY.
CAN I HAVE MY ORDER RUSHED?
- Yes! During checkout when selecting your shipping method, you'll see an option to upgrade "Rush my order." This option will have your order out within 24hrs (business days). Unless it's a very large complicated order. If that is the case we will notify you within several hours on if we cannot fulfill in that timeframe. Note this is for a quicker ship out time, not quicker transit time.
CAN I HAVE MY ORDER GIFT WRAPPED?
- As this is a wholesale site, intended for resale purposes only. We do not offer gift wrapping.
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PRE-ORDER: ETA MID-LATE JANUARY
Bunnies Are Overrated Stay Feral Kitchen Towel - For the Chaotic Easter Enthusiast
OKAY BUT HEAR ME OUT. While everyone else is out here with their cute bunnies and their perfect pastel aesthetics, this raccoon said "NOT TODAY." This raccoon said "I'm crashing this Easter party and I'm bringing CHAOS." This raccoon is ALL OF US who are tired of being told to stay in our lane.
Introducing the kitchen towel for people with PERSONALITY. Our Bunnies Are Overrated Stay Feral Kitchen Towel features the most adorably unhinged raccoon sitting in an Easter basket full of colorful eggs, surrounded by sparkles, with the most relatable text ever: "bunnies are overrated stay feral." It's giving chaotic energy. It's giving "I do what I want." It's giving MOOD.
Here's why this towel is about to become your spirit animal (literally):
🦝 A RACCOON. AT EASTER. – This is PEAK chaos energy. While the bunnies are being all proper and cute, this raccoon is living its BEST LIFE in that egg basket.
📝 "bunnies are overrated stay feral" – The MOST relatable Easter sentiment ever written. This is for the people who color outside the lines. This is for the rebels.
🧺 Wicker Basket Detail – Even feral raccoons appreciate a good Easter basket. It's about the AESTHETIC.
☑️ Gingham Border – Sage green and tan gingham trim at the bottom because even chaos needs STRUCTURE. Choose which half/color you want to display when hanging.
💪 180GSM Flour Sack Cotton – Premium cotton base that's soft, absorbent, and the perfect canvas for this embroidery masterpiece.
📏 Generously Sized at 18" w x 28" h – Full-size functionality with museum-quality design.
🔄 Internal Hanging Loop – This level of craftsmanship MUST be displayed. It's non-negotiable.
Perfect for:
- People who are tired of being told to "act normal"
- Anyone who's ever identified more with the chaos than the calm
- Easter for people with PERSONALITY
- Gifts for your feral friends (affectionate)
- Kitchens that embrace the chaos
- Anyone who's ever said "bunnies are overrated" (we see you)
- People who love raccoons (the trash pandas deserve recognition)
This towel is for:
- The chaotic neutral friend
- People who refuse to be basic
- Anyone who's ever been called "feral" and took it as a COMPLIMENT
- The friend who brings the energy to every gathering
- People who think raccoons are underrated
- Anyone tired of bunny supremacy
The Vibe:
- Chaotic good energy
- Feral but make it cute
- Unhinged Easter aesthetic
- Trash pandas deserve love too
- "I do what I want" manifesto
- Rebellious cottagecore
- Easter with ATTITUDE
Design Details:
- Adorably unhinged raccoon expression
- Fluffy raccoon tail
- Colorful Easter eggs (pink, blue, yellow, green)
- Hand-drawn sketchy style
- Bold black text with personality
- Sparkle stars for pizzazz
- Wicker basket texture
- Gingham border (sage green or tan)
The Message: This towel speaks TRUTH. Bunnies have had their moment. It's time for the raccoons to shine. It's time for the chaos creatures. It's time for the feral energy to be CELEBRATED.
Warning: May cause sudden urges to embrace your chaotic side, befriend raccoons, question bunny supremacy, use "stay feral" as a life motto, and proudly identify as a trash panda enthusiast.
This towel is for people who understand that "feral" is a LIFESTYLE. It's for people who refuse to be put in a box. It's for people who see a raccoon in an Easter basket and think "FINALLY, someone gets it." It's for people who know that sometimes the best energy is UNHINGED energy.
Add to cart and stay feral, friends! 🦝🥚✨
FLOUR SACK COTTON DETAILS:
- 180 GSM Flour Sack Cotton
- With flour sack cotton yarn and looser weave, is known for its ability to absorb liquids efficiently, making them effective for drying dishes and surfaces.
- The tightly woven construction of flour sack cotton prevents it from leaving behind lint or streaks on dishes and glassware.
- Despite their lightweight nature, flour sack towels are remarkably durable and can withstand frequent use and washing.
- They are designed to last for years with proper care, making them a long-term investment for your kitchen.
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