⚠️ Official Morning Disclaimer Ahead!
Introducing the 14.5oz ceramic mug that's basically your "Do Not Disturb" sign until caffeination! Because everyone needs to know that your patience is like your coffee - currently brewing and not yet available for public consumption.
Features for the Not-Yet-Caffeinated
- Double-sided design (warning visible from all angles)
- Microwave safe (for when patience needs a refill)
- Dishwasher safe (because who has the patience to hand wash?)
- 14.5oz capacity (enough coffee to activate patience mode)
- Durable ceramic construction (survives pre-coffee handling)
Perfect for
- Morning meetings (that could've been emails)
- Early school drop-offs
- Before-coffee conversations
- Patience loading... please wait
Warning: Does not actually generate patience, but effectively communicates your current operating status!
Pairs perfectly with your morning death stare and that "don't talk to me yet" energy!
Details Wrapped Up:
- 14.5oz | 4" (top diameter) x 3.5" (height)x 3" (bottom diameter)
- Ceramic Campfire Style Mug
- White Sesame Glaze
- Design on both sides of mug
- Light Ivory with Speckles and Black Lettering
- Designed in the USA
- Microwave & Dishwasher Save (Use Caution when removing from Microwave)
- Wash Before Use + Avoid Abrasive Cloths when Cleaning
⚠️ Official Morning Disclaimer Ahead!
Introducing the 14.5oz ceramic mug that's basically your "Do Not Disturb" sign until caffeination! Because everyone needs to know that your patience is like your coffee - currently brewing and not yet available for public consumption.
Features for the Not-Yet-Caffeinated
- Double-sided design (warning visible from all angles)
- Microwave safe (for when patience needs a refill)
- Dishwasher safe (because who has the patience to hand wash?)
- 14.5oz capacity (enough coffee to activate patience mode)
- Durable ceramic construction (survives pre-coffee handling)
Perfect for
- Morning meetings (that could've been emails)
- Early school drop-offs
- Before-coffee conversations
- Patience loading... please wait
Warning: Does not actually generate patience, but effectively communicates your current operating status!
Pairs perfectly with your morning death stare and that "don't talk to me yet" energy!
Details Wrapped Up:
- 14.5oz | 4" (top diameter) x 3.5" (height)x 3" (bottom diameter)
- Ceramic Campfire Style Mug
- White Sesame Glaze
- Design on both sides of mug
- Light Ivory with Speckles and Black Lettering
- Designed in the USA
- Microwave & Dishwasher Save (Use Caution when removing from Microwave)
- Wash Before Use + Avoid Abrasive Cloths when Cleaning
