🧟♀️ Because Motherhood is Basically a Zombie Apocalypse

☕ 14.5oz of Pure Mom Survival Juice

Finally, a mug that tells the truth about motherhood! When you're somewhere between "mom" and "zombie" - you're officially a MOMBIE. This sleek black ceramic mug with crisp white lettering speaks the universal language of sleep-deprived mamas everywhere.

WHY THIS MUG IS YOUR NEW PARENTING PARTNER

• 4.5oz capacity (because motherhood requires MORE coffee)
• Sleek black ceramic (matches those under-eye circles)
• Crisp white lettering (easier to read through tired eyes)
• Double-sided design (warns people from every angle)
• Microwave safe (for the 47 times you'll reheat your coffee)
• Dishwasher safe (because who has time for hand washing?)

PERFECT FOR

• Your 5am "why is everyone awake" coffee
• Mid-day mama energy crisis
• Warning others that you're in mombie mode
• Solidarity with other sleep-deprived parents
• Any mom who's living that zombie life

WARNING: Side Effects May Include

• Excessive head nods from other mombies
• People actually waiting until you're caffeinated
• Children mysteriously becoming quieter
• Spontaneous "mom yeah" responses from across the room
• Being labeled as "the honest mom" at school pickup

CARE INSTRUCTIONS

• As easy to care for as your 10th cup of coffee - just toss it in the dishwasher and microwave as needed. Because mombies don't have time for high-maintenance mugs.
• Wash Before Use + Avoid Abrasive Cloths When Cleaning
• Use Caution When Removing From Microwave

PAIRS PERFECTLY WITH

• The chaos of morning routines
• Your messy mom bun
• Those leggings you've worn for 3 days
• The cold coffee you've reheated 6 times
• Your "I've got this" (maybe) attitude
• Our Halloween Coasters

Remember: Being a mombie isn't a phase, it's a lifestyle!

As seen in

• School drop-off lines
• Work-from-home zoom calls
• Target shopping carts
• Soccer practice sidelines
• Anywhere moms are surviving on coffee

Minor imperfections are a natural characteristic of our handmade mugs