Deck the halls… and absolutely NOT your family.
Bring a little sarcasm to the season with this “Deck the Halls & Not Your Family” Christmas Air Freshener — perfect for anyone who loves holiday cheer, but maybe needs a tiny reminder that family gatherings are supposed to be festive, not fight club.
Featuring bold retro Christmas lettering, candy cane details, playful red and green accents, and a black-and-white checkerboard design, this funny holiday air freshener adds personality to your car, office, locker, closet, or anywhere else that could use a little fragrance and Christmas attitude.
Available in numerous scent choices, you can pick the fragrance that fits your holiday mood — sweet, cozy, fresh, fruity, seasonal, or whatever helps you survive December.
This funny Christmas car air freshener is ideal for shoppers searching for sarcastic Christmas gifts, retro Christmas car accessories, funny stocking stuffers, humorous holiday gifts, Christmas gifts for women, Secret Santa gifts, coworker gifts, and unique Christmas car decor.
Hang it from your rearview mirror and enjoy the perfect combination of festive scent and questionable holiday advice.
Why you’ll love it
- Funny “Deck the Halls & Not Your Family” Christmas saying
- Retro red, green, pink, and checkerboard holiday design
- Available in multiple scent choices
- Cute hanging car air freshener
- Perfect for funny Christmas gift exchanges
- Great stocking stuffer for women, friends, coworkers, and family
- Adds Christmas cheer without requiring you to actually behave at dinner
Perfect for holiday road trips, Christmas shopping, family gatherings, school pickup lines, office gift exchanges, or anyone who appreciates a little inappropriate Christmas humor.
Deck the halls. Smell festive. Keep your hands to yourself.
DETAILS:
- Approx 4" W x 3.75" H
- Packaging: 8" H x 4" W
- Hanging Slot on Package
- Double Sided Image
- Lasts up to 3+ months (once opened) | 2 years sealed
- Premium Fragrance Oil
- Gluten Free, Phthalate Free, Non-Toxic, Cruelty Free
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- We currently charge a flat rate fee of $19.99 for those in the contiguous USA. If it costs less we refund the difference, if it costs more we cover it! Read more about shipping fees here
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- All orders ship out within 48-72hrs (Business Days)
WHERE DO YOU SHIP FROM?
- All orders ship directly from us in Upstate, NY.
CAN I HAVE MY ORDER RUSHED?
- Yes! During checkout when selecting your shipping method, you'll see an option to upgrade "Rush my order." This option will have your order out within 24hrs (business days). Unless it's a very large complicated order. If that is the case we will notify you within several hours on if we cannot fulfill in that timeframe. Note this is for a quicker ship out time, not quicker transit time.
CAN I HAVE MY ORDER GIFT WRAPPED?
- As this is a wholesale site, intended for resale purposes only. We do not offer gift wrapping.
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Deck the halls… and absolutely NOT your family.
Bring a little sarcasm to the season with this “Deck the Halls & Not Your Family” Christmas Air Freshener — perfect for anyone who loves holiday cheer, but maybe needs a tiny reminder that family gatherings are supposed to be festive, not fight club.
Featuring bold retro Christmas lettering, candy cane details, playful red and green accents, and a black-and-white checkerboard design, this funny holiday air freshener adds personality to your car, office, locker, closet, or anywhere else that could use a little fragrance and Christmas attitude.
Available in numerous scent choices, you can pick the fragrance that fits your holiday mood — sweet, cozy, fresh, fruity, seasonal, or whatever helps you survive December.
This funny Christmas car air freshener is ideal for shoppers searching for sarcastic Christmas gifts, retro Christmas car accessories, funny stocking stuffers, humorous holiday gifts, Christmas gifts for women, Secret Santa gifts, coworker gifts, and unique Christmas car decor.
Hang it from your rearview mirror and enjoy the perfect combination of festive scent and questionable holiday advice.
Why you’ll love it
- Funny “Deck the Halls & Not Your Family” Christmas saying
- Retro red, green, pink, and checkerboard holiday design
- Available in multiple scent choices
- Cute hanging car air freshener
- Perfect for funny Christmas gift exchanges
- Great stocking stuffer for women, friends, coworkers, and family
- Adds Christmas cheer without requiring you to actually behave at dinner
Perfect for holiday road trips, Christmas shopping, family gatherings, school pickup lines, office gift exchanges, or anyone who appreciates a little inappropriate Christmas humor.
Deck the halls. Smell festive. Keep your hands to yourself.
DETAILS:
- Approx 4" W x 3.75" H
- Packaging: 8" H x 4" W
- Hanging Slot on Package
- Double Sided Image
- Lasts up to 3+ months (once opened) | 2 years sealed
- Premium Fragrance Oil
- Gluten Free, Phthalate Free, Non-Toxic, Cruelty Free
