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Bunnies Are Overrated Stay Feral Kitchen Towel - For the Chaotic Easter Enthusiast
Bring Feral Energy to Your Kitchen!
Searching for a funny raccoon Easter towel, chaotic kitchen decor, or the perfect gift for your wildest friend? This towel is the manifesto for everyone who refuses to be basic. Warning: May cause sudden urges to befriend raccoons, question bunny supremacy, and embrace your inner chaos creature.
If “cute bunnies and pastel perfection” isn’t your vibe… same. 😌
For the people who are ready to shape up their Easter Decor with a little sarcasm and major raccoon energy. A life of chaos over cute.
Featuring an adorably unhinged trash panda posted up in an Easter basket full of colorful eggs, this funny spring towel brings the message we’re all thinking: “bunnies are overrated, stay feral.” (Finally. Someone said it.)
Why You Need This Towel in Your Life:
- Unapologetically Chaotic: A raccoon at Easter? Yes, please. This towel is for the rebels, the chaos-lovers, and anyone tired of bunny supremacy.
- Relatable Slogan: "bunnies are overrated stay feral" says it all. Perfect for those who color outside the lines and embrace their wild side.
- Hand-Drawn Details: Features a fluffy raccoon tail, sketchy style, colorful Easter eggs, and a textured wicker basket for extra personality.
- Gingham Border Options: Choose between sage green or tan gingham trim—because even chaos deserves a little structure.
- Premium Flour Sack Cotton: Crafted from 180 GSM flour sack cotton—super absorbent, soft, lint-free, and durable for real-life kitchen messes.
- Generous Size & Hanging Loop: 18" x 28" with an internal hanging loop—so you can display your feral pride for all to see!
FLOUR SACK COTTON DETAILS:
- 180 GSM Flour Sack Cotton
- With flour sack cotton yarn and looser weave, is known for its ability to absorb liquids efficiently, making them effective for drying dishes and surfaces.
- The tightly woven construction of flour sack cotton prevents it from leaving behind lint or streaks on dishes and glassware.
- Despite their lightweight nature, flour sack towels are remarkably durable and can withstand frequent use and washing.
- They are designed to last for years with proper care, making them a long-term investment for your kitchen.
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- We currently charge a flat rate fee of $19.99 for those in the contiguous USA. If it costs less we refund the difference, if it costs more we cover it! Read more about shipping fees here
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- All orders ship out within 48-72hrs (Business Days)
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- All orders ship directly from us in Upstate, NY.
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- Yes! During checkout when selecting your shipping method, you'll see an option to upgrade "Rush my order." This option will have your order out within 24hrs (business days). Unless it's a very large complicated order. If that is the case we will notify you within several hours on if we cannot fulfill in that timeframe. Note this is for a quicker ship out time, not quicker transit time.
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- As this is a wholesale site, intended for resale purposes only. We do not offer gift wrapping.
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Bunnies Are Overrated Stay Feral Kitchen Towel - For the Chaotic Easter Enthusiast
Bring Feral Energy to Your Kitchen!
Searching for a funny raccoon Easter towel, chaotic kitchen decor, or the perfect gift for your wildest friend? This towel is the manifesto for everyone who refuses to be basic. Warning: May cause sudden urges to befriend raccoons, question bunny supremacy, and embrace your inner chaos creature.
If “cute bunnies and pastel perfection” isn’t your vibe… same. 😌
For the people who are ready to shape up their Easter Decor with a little sarcasm and major raccoon energy. A life of chaos over cute.
Featuring an adorably unhinged trash panda posted up in an Easter basket full of colorful eggs, this funny spring towel brings the message we’re all thinking: “bunnies are overrated, stay feral.” (Finally. Someone said it.)
Why You Need This Towel in Your Life:
- Unapologetically Chaotic: A raccoon at Easter? Yes, please. This towel is for the rebels, the chaos-lovers, and anyone tired of bunny supremacy.
- Relatable Slogan: "bunnies are overrated stay feral" says it all. Perfect for those who color outside the lines and embrace their wild side.
- Hand-Drawn Details: Features a fluffy raccoon tail, sketchy style, colorful Easter eggs, and a textured wicker basket for extra personality.
- Gingham Border Options: Choose between sage green or tan gingham trim—because even chaos deserves a little structure.
- Premium Flour Sack Cotton: Crafted from 180 GSM flour sack cotton—super absorbent, soft, lint-free, and durable for real-life kitchen messes.
- Generous Size & Hanging Loop: 18" x 28" with an internal hanging loop—so you can display your feral pride for all to see!
FLOUR SACK COTTON DETAILS:
- 180 GSM Flour Sack Cotton
- With flour sack cotton yarn and looser weave, is known for its ability to absorb liquids efficiently, making them effective for drying dishes and surfaces.
- The tightly woven construction of flour sack cotton prevents it from leaving behind lint or streaks on dishes and glassware.
- Despite their lightweight nature, flour sack towels are remarkably durable and can withstand frequent use and washing.
- They are designed to last for years with proper care, making them a long-term investment for your kitchen.
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