Let's Keep The Dumbf*ckery To A Minimum Today" Ceramic Coffee Mug
For those mornings when you need to set some reasonable expectations for the day ahead... (which is basically every morning, let's be honest) 😏
What you're getting
- A generous 14.5oz ceramic mug that holds enough coffee to handle whatever flavor of chaos today brings
- Double-sided design because everyone deserves to see your passive-aggressive optimism
- Microwave safe (for those 17 times you'll reheat your coffee)
- Dishwasher safe (because who has time for hand-washing when there's dumbf*ckery to manage?)
- Premium white ceramic with speckled design for that extra touch of sass
Perfect for
- Monday meetings
- Dealing with Karen from accounting
- Your favorite coworker who gets it
- Anyone who needs to set boundaries with stupidity
- Self-care days (which should be every day)
Warning: This mug does not actually prevent dumbf*ckery, but it does make it more bearable. ☕️
Details:
- 14.5oz | 4 (top diameter) x 3.5 (height)x 3" (bottom diameter)
- Ceramic Campfire Style Mug
- White Sesame Glaze
- Design on both sides of mug
- Light Ivory with Speckles and Black Lettering
- Designed in the USA
- Microwave and Dishwasher Safe
- Wash Before Use + Avoid Abrasive Cloths When Cleaning
- Use Caution When Removing From Microwave
Dumbf**kery Mug
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HOW MUCH IS SHIPPING?
- We currently charge a flat rate fee of $19.99 for those in the contiguous USA. If it costs less we refund the difference, if it costs more we cover it! Read more about shipping fees here
WHEN DO YOU SHIP ORDERS?
- All orders ship out within 48-72hrs (Business Days)
WHERE DO YOU SHIP FROM?
- All orders ship directly from us in Upstate, NY.
CAN I HAVE MY ORDER RUSHED?
- Yes! During checkout when selecting your shipping method, you'll see an option to upgrade "Rush my order." This option will have your order out within 24hrs (business days). Unless it's a very large complicated order. If that is the case we will notify you within several hours on if we cannot fulfill in that timeframe. Note this is for a quicker ship out time, not quicker transit time.
CAN I HAVE MY ORDER GIFT WRAPPED?
- As this is a wholesale site, intended for resale purposes only. We do not offer gift wrapping.
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Let's Keep The Dumbf*ckery To A Minimum Today" Ceramic Coffee Mug
For those mornings when you need to set some reasonable expectations for the day ahead... (which is basically every morning, let's be honest) 😏
What you're getting
- A generous 14.5oz ceramic mug that holds enough coffee to handle whatever flavor of chaos today brings
- Double-sided design because everyone deserves to see your passive-aggressive optimism
- Microwave safe (for those 17 times you'll reheat your coffee)
- Dishwasher safe (because who has time for hand-washing when there's dumbf*ckery to manage?)
- Premium white ceramic with speckled design for that extra touch of sass
Perfect for
- Monday meetings
- Dealing with Karen from accounting
- Your favorite coworker who gets it
- Anyone who needs to set boundaries with stupidity
- Self-care days (which should be every day)
Warning: This mug does not actually prevent dumbf*ckery, but it does make it more bearable. ☕️
Details:
- 14.5oz | 4 (top diameter) x 3.5 (height)x 3" (bottom diameter)
- Ceramic Campfire Style Mug
- White Sesame Glaze
- Design on both sides of mug
- Light Ivory with Speckles and Black Lettering
- Designed in the USA
- Microwave and Dishwasher Safe
- Wash Before Use + Avoid Abrasive Cloths When Cleaning
- Use Caution When Removing From Microwave