🍷 ONE WORD COASTERS: BECAUSE SOMETIMES LESS IS MORE (LIKE YOUR WINE GLASS)

When your drink needs a throne but you're too tired for complete sentences! These minimalist ceramic coasters are serving major "I can't even" vibes with just one perfect word to match your mood.

✨ CHOOSE YOUR MOOD (OR COLLECT THEM ALL)

• CHILL (For when you're pretending to have your life together)
• CHUG (Because adulting is hard)
• COCKTAILS (Fancy way to say "it's been a day")
• COFFEE (Your morning motivation in one word)
• DRINK (When you're keeping it simple)
• GUZZLE (No judgment zone)
• RELAX (Permission slip to do nothing)
• SIP (For when you're trying to be classy)
• SLURP (Because manners are overrated)
• THIRSTY (Story of your life) 
• WINE (Because water can't fix this)

🎯 WHY YOU NEED THESE IN YOUR LIFE

• 4" diameter of pure drink wisdom
• Thick ceramic with cork backing (like your emotional walls)
• Individually packaged in kraft box (fancy, right?)
• Perfect for those who can't handle paragraphs
• Mix & match to tell your drink story
• Makes a perfect gift (or keep them all, we won't judge)

PERFECT FOR

• Minimalists who still like to drink
• People who communicate in single words
• Your "fancy" friend who needs coasters
• Anyone who's tired of reading
• Coffee addicts and wine enthusiasts
• That friend who's always "thirsty"

WARNING: Side effects may include:

• Sudden urges to speak in one-word sentences
• Decreased vocabulary
• Increased beverage consumption
• Uncontrollable desire to collect all styles
• Speaking exclusively in coaster words

*Not responsible for any life changes involving becoming a minimalist or starting a one-word poetry career.