📚 LIFE DEFINED: BECAUSE ADULTING NEEDS EXPLANATION COASTERS
Finally, coasters that tell it like it is! These hilarious definition-style ceramic coasters are like Urban Dictionary meets your mom's favorite dictionary... but make it fancy. Perfect for anyone who needs a daily reminder that they're not the only one struggling with this whole "being a grown-up" thing.
✨ CHOOSE YOUR TRUTH (BUILD YOUR OWN SET)
- "Mom" (The one who sees the best in her kids, even when they're acting like tiny terrorists)
- "Dad" (Professional mom questioner and master of dad jokes)
- "Patience" (That thing you had before having kids)
- "Ask-hole" (We all know one... or are one)
- "Chaos Coordinator" (Fueled by coffee and determination)
- "Adulting" (Like normal life, but with more Google searches)
🎯 WHY STOCK GIA ROMA
- Premium 4" ceramic coasters
- Cork-backed for protection (protecting furniture since forever)
- Microwave & dishwasher safe
- Mix & match to build your perfect set
- High-margin potential
- Fast-moving inventory
- Year-round seller
- Perfect gift item
DETAILS
- We do not put a glaze coat over our ceramic coasters. Therefore, they have a matte/chalkboard like feeling. The reason for this, is if there was a gloss/glaze added to it, the water would pool on the coaster + run off the sides of it. Without the glaze, this allows the ceramic to slowly absorb any residue, moisture or water :)
- Steel Coaster rack + stands are not included, you may purchase them from the "add-on" drop down menu or individually HERE
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HOW MUCH IS SHIPPING?
- We currently charge a flat rate fee of $19.99 for those in the contiguous USA. If it costs less we refund the difference, if it costs more we cover it! Read more about shipping fees here
WHEN DO YOU SHIP ORDERS?
- All orders ship out within 48-72hrs (Business Days)
WHERE DO YOU SHIP FROM?
- All orders ship directly from us in Upstate, NY.
CAN I HAVE MY ORDER RUSHED?
- Yes! During checkout when selecting your shipping method, you'll see an option to upgrade "Rush my order." This option will have your order out within 24hrs (business days). Unless it's a very large complicated order. If that is the case we will notify you within several hours on if we cannot fulfill in that timeframe. Note this is for a quicker ship out time, not quicker transit time.
CAN I HAVE MY ORDER GIFT WRAPPED?
- As this is a wholesale site, intended for resale purposes only. We do not offer gift wrapping.
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📚 LIFE DEFINED: BECAUSE ADULTING NEEDS EXPLANATION COASTERS
Finally, coasters that tell it like it is! These hilarious definition-style ceramic coasters are like Urban Dictionary meets your mom's favorite dictionary... but make it fancy. Perfect for anyone who needs a daily reminder that they're not the only one struggling with this whole "being a grown-up" thing.
✨ CHOOSE YOUR TRUTH (BUILD YOUR OWN SET)
- "Mom" (The one who sees the best in her kids, even when they're acting like tiny terrorists)
- "Dad" (Professional mom questioner and master of dad jokes)
- "Patience" (That thing you had before having kids)
- "Ask-hole" (We all know one... or are one)
- "Chaos Coordinator" (Fueled by coffee and determination)
- "Adulting" (Like normal life, but with more Google searches)
🎯 WHY STOCK GIA ROMA
- Premium 4" ceramic coasters
- Cork-backed for protection (protecting furniture since forever)
- Microwave & dishwasher safe
- Mix & match to build your perfect set
- High-margin potential
- Fast-moving inventory
- Year-round seller
- Perfect gift item
DETAILS
- We do not put a glaze coat over our ceramic coasters. Therefore, they have a matte/chalkboard like feeling. The reason for this, is if there was a gloss/glaze added to it, the water would pool on the coaster + run off the sides of it. Without the glaze, this allows the ceramic to slowly absorb any residue, moisture or water :)
- Steel Coaster rack + stands are not included, you may purchase them from the "add-on" drop down menu or individually HERE
This is such a fun gift! I bought this for a colleague and they appreciated the uniqueness of it and loved the detail.
I got two of these for my father, a home-brewer, for Father's Day. He is so excited to use them! They were shipped quickly and packaged beautifully with the utmost care. You can tell that this seller really pays attention to detail and cares for her customers. Thank you!