🎄 Griswold Boho Christmas Towel 🎄
“A little full… lotta sap… and a WHOLE lotta holiday chaos.”
Meet the kitchen towel that perfectly sums up your holiday season: chaotic, festive, and a little unhinged—but in a totally charming, boho-floral kind of way. Inspired by National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, this 180GSM flour sack cotton towel features vintage car mayhem, questionable tree-cutting instructions, and FREE squirrel with first purchase (just kidding... or are we?).
Measuring 17.5"x28" with a built-in hanging loop (because we do believe in miracles), this towel is soft, strong, and absorbent enough to mop up both spilled eggnog and the tears of a holiday meltdown. Covered in pinks, greens, and dusty reds, it gives off “boho woodland fever dream” with a side of Cousin Eddie.
Whether you're drying dishes, decorating, or just trying to survive until January, this towel’s got your back. And your countertops.
✨ Perfect for
- Holiday Movie marathons
- Wiping off 'a little sap'
- Making your kitchen the hippest, happiest, most dysfunctional CHristmas zonw on the block.
- Premium 180GSM flour sack cotton - highly absorbent and lint-free
- 17.5" x 28" size - perfect for all kitchen tasks
- Internal hanging loop - convenient hands-free storage
- Vintage tree farm design - nostalgic Christmas vacation theme
- Machine washable - we don't have time for items that aren't.
FLOUR SACK COTTON DETAILS:
- 180 GSM Flour Sack Cotton
- With flour sack cotton yarn and looser weave, is known for its ability to absorb liquids efficiently, making them effective for drying dishes and surfaces.
- The tightly woven construction of flour sack cotton prevents it from leaving behind lint or streaks on dishes and glassware.
- Despite their lightweight nature, flour sack towels are remarkably durable and can withstand frequent use and washing.
- They are designed to last for years with proper care, making them a long-term investment for your kitchen.
Ideal for: Holiday cooking, gift giving, kitchen decoration, Christmas entertaining, housewarming gifts, or adding vintage Christmas charm to your kitchen decor. Features classic "real beaut guaranteed" tree farm branding with festive holiday elements including gingerbread men, candy canes, and Christmas trees.
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HOW MUCH IS SHIPPING?
- We currently charge a flat rate fee of $19.99 for those in the contiguous USA. If it costs less we refund the difference, if it costs more we cover it! Read more about shipping fees here
WHEN DO YOU SHIP ORDERS?
- All orders ship out within 48-72hrs (Business Days)
WHERE DO YOU SHIP FROM?
- All orders ship directly from us in Upstate, NY.
CAN I HAVE MY ORDER RUSHED?
- Yes! During checkout when selecting your shipping method, you'll see an option to upgrade "Rush my order." This option will have your order out within 24hrs (business days). Unless it's a very large complicated order. If that is the case we will notify you within several hours on if we cannot fulfill in that timeframe. Note this is for a quicker ship out time, not quicker transit time.
CAN I HAVE MY ORDER GIFT WRAPPED?
- As this is a wholesale site, intended for resale purposes only. We do not offer gift wrapping.
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🎄 Griswold Boho Christmas Towel 🎄
“A little full… lotta sap… and a WHOLE lotta holiday chaos.”
Meet the kitchen towel that perfectly sums up your holiday season: chaotic, festive, and a little unhinged—but in a totally charming, boho-floral kind of way. Inspired by National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, this 180GSM flour sack cotton towel features vintage car mayhem, questionable tree-cutting instructions, and FREE squirrel with first purchase (just kidding... or are we?).
Measuring 17.5"x28" with a built-in hanging loop (because we do believe in miracles), this towel is soft, strong, and absorbent enough to mop up both spilled eggnog and the tears of a holiday meltdown. Covered in pinks, greens, and dusty reds, it gives off “boho woodland fever dream” with a side of Cousin Eddie.
Whether you're drying dishes, decorating, or just trying to survive until January, this towel’s got your back. And your countertops.
✨ Perfect for
- Holiday Movie marathons
- Wiping off 'a little sap'
- Making your kitchen the hippest, happiest, most dysfunctional CHristmas zonw on the block.
- Premium 180GSM flour sack cotton - highly absorbent and lint-free
- 17.5" x 28" size - perfect for all kitchen tasks
- Internal hanging loop - convenient hands-free storage
- Vintage tree farm design - nostalgic Christmas vacation theme
- Machine washable - we don't have time for items that aren't.
FLOUR SACK COTTON DETAILS:
- 180 GSM Flour Sack Cotton
- With flour sack cotton yarn and looser weave, is known for its ability to absorb liquids efficiently, making them effective for drying dishes and surfaces.
- The tightly woven construction of flour sack cotton prevents it from leaving behind lint or streaks on dishes and glassware.
- Despite their lightweight nature, flour sack towels are remarkably durable and can withstand frequent use and washing.
- They are designed to last for years with proper care, making them a long-term investment for your kitchen.
Ideal for: Holiday cooking, gift giving, kitchen decoration, Christmas entertaining, housewarming gifts, or adding vintage Christmas charm to your kitchen decor. Features classic "real beaut guaranteed" tree farm branding with festive holiday elements including gingerbread men, candy canes, and Christmas trees.