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"From The Windows To The Walls" Vintage Christmas Kitchen Towel
Because Deck The Halls Needs a Vintage Chaos Edition
At first glance, it’s giving sweet vintage nostalgia—vintage-style kids decorating a Christmas tree like good little angels (with just a hint of “I'm about to lose it”), soft retro colors, cozy holiday magic straight out of grandma’s house. But then… you read it. “From the windows… to the walls… I’m about to deck these halls.”
Ma’am.
This towel did not come to play. 💀
Whether it’s hanging on your oven, styled on a tiered tray, or gifted to your equally chaotic bestie, this towel brings holiday spirit with personality. Even for the holiday hostess who's one peppermint mocha away from turning into a festive tornado.
May cause uncontrollable giggling while doing dishes and sudden urges to redecorate everything in sight. Side effects include guests asking where you found this gem and feeling like the coolest person in your friend group.
Because nothing says Christmas like a little nostalgia… and a lyric you probably shouldn’t sing at the dinner table...or should you? I think you know our opinion 🎶
Perfect for
- Moms who decorate early and unapologetically
- Hosts who like their decor a little unhinged
- Anyone who appreciates classic Christmas… but funnier
- The friend who says “I’m classy” but owns this towel
- Vintage Christmas aesthetic with cozy, heartwarming holiday vibes
- Laughing through the tears of wrapping 47 gifts after midnight aka those who survive on gangster wrap to get their energy going
- And just enough humor to make your guests do a double take
DETAILS
- 180GSM Flour Sack Cotton = Absorbs holiday baking disasters while delivering the laughs
- 18" x 28"" = Big enough to hide behind when you're giggling at your own kitchen towel
-
Machine washable because even sassy vintage kids need clean towels
- Corner Hook on inside of towel to hang
FLOUR SACK COTTON DETAILS:
- 180 GSM Flour Sack Cotton
- With flour sack cotton yarn and looser weave, is known for its ability to absorb liquids efficiently, making them effective for drying dishes and surfaces.
- The tightly woven construction of flour sack cotton prevents it from leaving behind lint or streaks on dishes and glassware.
- Despite their lightweight nature, flour sack towels are remarkably durable and can withstand frequent use and washing.
- They are designed to last for years with proper care, making them a long-term investment for your kitchen.
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- We currently charge a flat rate fee of $19.99 for those in the contiguous USA. If it costs less we refund the difference, if it costs more we cover it! Read more about shipping fees here
WHEN DO YOU SHIP ORDERS?
- All orders ship out within 48-72hrs (Business Days)
WHERE DO YOU SHIP FROM?
- All orders ship directly from us in Upstate, NY.
CAN I HAVE MY ORDER RUSHED?
- Yes! During checkout when selecting your shipping method, you'll see an option to upgrade "Rush my order." This option will have your order out within 24hrs (business days). Unless it's a very large complicated order. If that is the case we will notify you within several hours on if we cannot fulfill in that timeframe. Note this is for a quicker ship out time, not quicker transit time.
CAN I HAVE MY ORDER GIFT WRAPPED?
- As this is a wholesale site, intended for resale purposes only. We do not offer gift wrapping.
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"From The Windows To The Walls" Vintage Christmas Kitchen Towel
Because Deck The Halls Needs a Vintage Chaos Edition
At first glance, it’s giving sweet vintage nostalgia—vintage-style kids decorating a Christmas tree like good little angels (with just a hint of “I'm about to lose it”), soft retro colors, cozy holiday magic straight out of grandma’s house. But then… you read it. “From the windows… to the walls… I’m about to deck these halls.”
Ma’am.
This towel did not come to play. 💀
Whether it’s hanging on your oven, styled on a tiered tray, or gifted to your equally chaotic bestie, this towel brings holiday spirit with personality. Even for the holiday hostess who's one peppermint mocha away from turning into a festive tornado.
May cause uncontrollable giggling while doing dishes and sudden urges to redecorate everything in sight. Side effects include guests asking where you found this gem and feeling like the coolest person in your friend group.
Because nothing says Christmas like a little nostalgia… and a lyric you probably shouldn’t sing at the dinner table...or should you? I think you know our opinion 🎶
Perfect for
- Moms who decorate early and unapologetically
- Hosts who like their decor a little unhinged
- Anyone who appreciates classic Christmas… but funnier
- The friend who says “I’m classy” but owns this towel
- Vintage Christmas aesthetic with cozy, heartwarming holiday vibes
- Laughing through the tears of wrapping 47 gifts after midnight aka those who survive on gangster wrap to get their energy going
- And just enough humor to make your guests do a double take
DETAILS
- 180GSM Flour Sack Cotton = Absorbs holiday baking disasters while delivering the laughs
- 18" x 28"" = Big enough to hide behind when you're giggling at your own kitchen towel
-
Machine washable because even sassy vintage kids need clean towels
- Corner Hook on inside of towel to hang
FLOUR SACK COTTON DETAILS:
- 180 GSM Flour Sack Cotton
- With flour sack cotton yarn and looser weave, is known for its ability to absorb liquids efficiently, making them effective for drying dishes and surfaces.
- The tightly woven construction of flour sack cotton prevents it from leaving behind lint or streaks on dishes and glassware.
- Despite their lightweight nature, flour sack towels are remarkably durable and can withstand frequent use and washing.
- They are designed to last for years with proper care, making them a long-term investment for your kitchen.
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