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Let’s Keep the Dumbfuckery to a Minimum Today Ceramic Coffee Mug
Not in the mood for nonsense?
Some days you’re chill.
Most days… you need ground rules.
Most days… you need ground rules.
Your polite-but-not-really way of saying: read the room before you speak. Perfect for the office, home, or any environment where common sense seems to be on backorder.
Some days, you just need to set the tone—and this mug does it for you! Whether you’re headed into a Monday morning meeting, managing a house full of chaos, or just trying to get through your to-do list without unnecessary nonsense, this mug is your new favorite sidekick.
Perfect for the office, home, or anywhere you need a little extra “don’t even try me” energy, this mug delivers the message with just the right amount of sass. It’s a hilarious way to warn coworkers, roommates, or family members that today is not the day for shenanigans.
Life is too short for unnecessary dumbfuckery. Start your day with a mug that says what everyone else is thinking—so you don’t have to.
...helping you sip and set boundaries, one mug at a time.
Warning: This mug does not actually prevent dumbf*ckery, but it does make it more bearable. ☕️
Why you’ll love it:
- Holds a 14oz of “I’ve got this” energy
- Durable, stylish speckled ceramic construction- built for spills, stress, and surprise meetings
- Double-sided design so everyone knows who’s in charge
- Dishwasher & Microwave safe , because you’re too busy to hand-wash
- 4 (top diameter) x 3.5 (height)x 3" (bottom diameter)
- Light Ivory with Speckles & Black lettering | White Sesame Glaze
- Designed in the USA
Care:
- Microwave and Dishwasher Safe
- Wash Before Use + Avoid Abrasive Cloths When Cleaning
- Use Caution When Removing From Microwave
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- We currently charge a flat rate fee of $19.99 for those in the contiguous USA. If it costs less we refund the difference, if it costs more we cover it! Read more about shipping fees here
WHEN DO YOU SHIP ORDERS?
- All orders ship out within 48-72hrs (Business Days)
WHERE DO YOU SHIP FROM?
- All orders ship directly from us in Upstate, NY.
CAN I HAVE MY ORDER RUSHED?
- Yes! During checkout when selecting your shipping method, you'll see an option to upgrade "Rush my order." This option will have your order out within 24hrs (business days). Unless it's a very large complicated order. If that is the case we will notify you within several hours on if we cannot fulfill in that timeframe. Note this is for a quicker ship out time, not quicker transit time.
CAN I HAVE MY ORDER GIFT WRAPPED?
- As this is a wholesale site, intended for resale purposes only. We do not offer gift wrapping.
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Let’s Keep the Dumbfuckery to a Minimum Today Ceramic Coffee Mug
Not in the mood for nonsense?
Some days you’re chill.
Most days… you need ground rules.
Most days… you need ground rules.
Your polite-but-not-really way of saying: read the room before you speak. Perfect for the office, home, or any environment where common sense seems to be on backorder.
Some days, you just need to set the tone—and this mug does it for you! Whether you’re headed into a Monday morning meeting, managing a house full of chaos, or just trying to get through your to-do list without unnecessary nonsense, this mug is your new favorite sidekick.
Perfect for the office, home, or anywhere you need a little extra “don’t even try me” energy, this mug delivers the message with just the right amount of sass. It’s a hilarious way to warn coworkers, roommates, or family members that today is not the day for shenanigans.
Life is too short for unnecessary dumbfuckery. Start your day with a mug that says what everyone else is thinking—so you don’t have to.
...helping you sip and set boundaries, one mug at a time.
Warning: This mug does not actually prevent dumbf*ckery, but it does make it more bearable. ☕️
Why you’ll love it:
- Holds a 14oz of “I’ve got this” energy
- Durable, stylish speckled ceramic construction- built for spills, stress, and surprise meetings
- Double-sided design so everyone knows who’s in charge
- Dishwasher & Microwave safe , because you’re too busy to hand-wash
- 4 (top diameter) x 3.5 (height)x 3" (bottom diameter)
- Light Ivory with Speckles & Black lettering | White Sesame Glaze
- Designed in the USA
Care:
- Microwave and Dishwasher Safe
- Wash Before Use + Avoid Abrasive Cloths When Cleaning
- Use Caution When Removing From Microwave
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